Why, why, why???

[jimxbeam]

Originally Posted by GP

LOL. Maybe we could have a contest? Lets set up a meet and greet and we can all whip them out. Which lady would like to be the judge? Or we could just let the ladies chime in a tell us who is packing.

I've got it!! How about a gang bang??

[jokacz]

http://hookeraddict.wordpress.com/20...ently-im-huge/

[naughtyfun]

Originally Posted by rooster69

Why is it...

.... that guys that are "larger than average" or "thicker than average"... or however they want to be "known".....

.... ALWAYS find a way to "mention" it in their reviews?

Usually it is something along the lines of "I just wanted to let you guys know that her DT skills are definitely good because I HAVE A BIG ONE and she could handle it no problem! I'm just mentioning that to HELP you guys. Because I care about you. Really."

Gimme a fuckin' break.

It kinda reminds me of something I read awhile ago. When people are surveyed about their driving, over 70 percent of them rate themselves as "above average" drivers. Think about it.

But... a stripper told me once that I have a HUGE cock. And I hadn't even paid her yet!!! It MUST be true! Even though it was only once.

I read this and was going to say one thing, but then after reading all the feedback now I am going to say something totally different.

This board is about 95% opinion and 5% fact. Keep that in mind when reading anything on here.

[elghund]

Originally Posted by Doove

You've come a long way from your days of starting threads telling people to put me on ignore, i'll give ya that.

Aren't you still on his ignore list, Doove?

[offshoredrilling]

You've come a long way from your days of starting threads telling people to put me on ignore, i'll give ya that.

Originally Posted by elghund

Aren't you still on his ignore list, Doove?

MMMM lets see

[montana1958]

Originally Posted by jackfengshui

According to Garrison Keillor, everybody is above average in Lake Wobegon.

Thats the news from Lake Wobegon where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average

But I guess they are all somebody's child.

For those who don't know who he is, he will be at Artpark August 21st. Also, great lineup at Artpark this year. I know where I will be every Tuesday. Sorry to be off topic.


I think I remember that stripper. Said the same thing to me. HUGE she told me HUGE

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by montana1958

I think I remember that stripper. Said the same thing to me. HUGE she told me HUGE

Hey Montana - was it Billy Fucillo in drag?

[summerwaves]

Now, now, Rooster. If it makes them feel better.

[offshoredrilling]

Only time I was ever told that was right after asking about a dirt road. No soup for you, you much to huge.

[guest111111]

Billy Fucillo always is telling us its HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[montana1958]

Originally Posted by Perryay

Hey Montana - was it Billy Fucillo in drag?

It wasn't Billie it was Lisa Rodriguez.

STATS:

Bust: 39"(D Cup), Waist: 24", Hips: 39", 5'8" Tall

[Perryay]

Originally Posted by montana1958

It wasn't Billie it was Lisa Rodriguez.

STATS:

Bust: 39"(D Cup), Waist: 24", Hips: 39", 5'8" Tall

Damn - Where did she go?

[Lexxxy]

I will say this, I have met some Gents in Buffalo and Pittsburgh that must have grown up near nuclear plants O_o! Once I had to say "What am I supposed to do with this thing?!?"Thank god I am a big mouthed redhead or the answer would have been "Not much" *Dies laughing*

[jokacz]

Originally Posted by Perryay

Damn - Where did she go?

Think she does the weather in NYC. I'm not usually into chocolate, but I might let her change my luck.

[TommyD]

Originally Posted by wlhrgfan

Everyone on here writes reviews as if they were Truman Capote

Truman Capote was gay.