Pussy VS Beer

[Sweet N Little]

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...

A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie

If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy

Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is
still edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer,
your wife may get mad. If you come home
smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night and you better not
drive. 6 pussies in a night and you
have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie

It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy

If a cop smells beer on your breath,
you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath,
you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer
any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.

Pussy can make you see God. Beer can
make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy

If you think all day about the next pussy
you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer,
you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work,
you get fired. If you try to snag a pussy
at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may
break. If you suddenly drop a pussy,
it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your
old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is
not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie

Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,
Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

[Philhelm]

I dipped my penis in beer once, swirling it around, and it didn't do anything for me. Was I using it wrong?

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

ROFL! Someone put alot of thought into this and they nailed it!

[Sweet N Little]

lol Phil
You can't eat a beer ..advantage..Pussy
You can only suck a beer at one spot ..advantage ..Pussy
A beer doesn't look any better with its labels off ...advantage ..Pussy

[guest010313]

PBR is a blue ribbon beer...advantage ~ Beer.

[dirty dog]

What if pussy tasted like beer??????

[jframe2]

Originally Posted by SillyGirl

PBR is a blue ribbon beer...advantage ~ Beer.

Agree with SG on this one. PBR ... advantage -BEER.

[Philhelm]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

What if pussy tasted like beer??????

I'd marry that woman.

[lookn2u4fun69]

that is so funny.

I quit swilling beer advantage pussy! :-)

[JRLawrence]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

What if pussy tasted like beer??????

Looks like a Taco!

JR

[ppbigglesworth]

Bloody beer vs bloody pussy?

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

What if pussy tasted like beer??????

What if men's cum tasted like chocolate? We'd all be smiling!

[guest010313]

Originally Posted by ppbigglesworth

Bloody beer vs bloody pussy?

Depends on whether you won or lost the fight. With either.

[katkisses2000]

well what if a woman could hold a glass of beer with her pussy wouldnt that be the best of both worlds you slam back a cold one and then get all hot and bothered all at the same time sounds like a perfect eve to a long hard work week

[Muffrider]

If someone offered you the the best beer in the house 10 mins before your wedding, you might be able to turn it down.

Advantage Beer.