You haven’t had the best until you’ve had me

[Typo]

Does anybody else find it laughable that so many of our obese, unkempt local providers claim to be the best there is? Nearly all of them have lists of restrictions so long they rival Giant Eagle receipts while having zero communication skills (Staff edit) The level of delusion in our area has hit a new high.

[HDGristle]

That's not new. The first ad I ever met a girl off of was "Don't settle for less when I'm the best" and in all this time it still ranks in the bottom 5% of encounters

The volume of subpar hasn't really changed, you're just not seeing as many of the solid providers so it feels like there's more and its a new high.

[rhino86]

"Good service isn't cheap and cheap service isn't good . . . . .


. . . . .and mine is neither!"

[Typo]

Originally Posted by HDGristle

That's not new. The first ad I ever met a girl off of was "Don't settle for less when I'm the best" and in all this time it still ranks in the bottom 5% of encounters

The volume of subpar hasn't really changed, you're just not seeing as many of the solid providers so it feels like there's more and it’s a new high.

Very well could be the reason. Getting my entertainment while traveling lately. Happy hunting gentlemen.

[Old_Timer_68]

Amen to that! I laugh at the ads where the provider is nothing to look at, obese, and has a serious case of golden pussy syndrome. ��

[zip2121]

And on the flipside, if they have a slightly normal appearance, that will be $500.

[InseminatorK]

The glory years of this hobby were between 2008 and 2012. You could find at least a dozen good providers in any town in the tri-state area. I personally had a ton of memorable encounters with nice lookin' gals in Akron-Cleveland-Youngstown area during that time. But like everything else, the good times go away and the shit times linger forever.