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[Flair4Drama]

Originally Posted by FBSMLUVR

Harris is a fucking idiot

[offshoredrilling]

Pelosi says violence of Jan. 6 Capitol attack ‘didn’t …

Its Trumps fault hubby got beat up by a homeless guy LOL


“It didn’t end that day,” Pelosi told CBS News’s Margaret Brennan on “Face the Nation.” “As you know, [President-elect Trump] called out to these people to continue their violence, my husband being a victim of all of that, and it still — he still has injuries from that attack.”

[Flair4Drama]

Trump deports illegals.

The left asks who will pick the crops.

Trump fires government employees who can now pick the crops.

Problem solved 🤣

[Flair4Drama]

Mexico & Canada are about to FAFO.

77% of Canada's exports go to the 🇺🇸
84% of Mexico's exports go to the 🇺🇸

Both of them rely on 🇺🇸

Quick tip to Trudeau + Sheinbaum

Step #1: Read “Art of the Deal”
Step #2: Take a cold shower
Step #3: Call DJT to apologize
Step #4: Pray

[The Grand Wazoo]

yup

we don't need trade deals with them

let China have them

just like foreign aid

let China do it

every time we fuck around like this we give China another opening

they laugh at us and deserve to

[lilylivered]

Panama gonna give the Chinese contractors the boot thanks to Super Trump!