Eggs

[HDGristle]

https://www.politifact.com/factcheck...-shortage-but/

Since the sane FDA policy was in place during Trump's last administration, you would think he'd have a section on this in Project 2025 EO drafts ready to go.

Something to do more than blow smoke up the ass of ag and play the blame game.

[HDGristle]

Bitching is our god-given right. You want solutions? Pay me.

*points at the trade surplus for eggs*

*points at key tariffs and import policy*

*points at the lack of EO's issued*

There's a plethora of things he can do to prioritize this and throw the weight and purse behind American agriculture or bolster with the aid of allies he's engaged in trade wars with.

*points to sending Devo to get a government job to fix this as the egg czar since we're looking for solutions on a hooker board*

Why hasn't he unleashed the best people with the best brains?

[winn dixie]

It's trumpfs job to do something.
He ain't even got a plan other than blaming others. Buck stops at trumpf!
Save the chickens and lower the damn egg prices!

[winn dixie]

Foookin gristle...

Egg czar lol

[Green_Mountain]

Guys, guys I have a solution.

Just get the hens to lay 100 million fertilized eggs and then they’ll hatch and we’ll have more 100 million more chickens. Wooola.

[HDGristle]

Doesn't account for the avian flu or natural mortality.

Doesn't impact prices next month.

Your plan rates a 1.3 out of 10.

Btw, which chickens account for 60% of avian flu cases?

have you considered what other livestock have been found with avian flu?

[Green_Mountain]

My plan was a joke. Once again idc about eggs.

I’m on my way to enjoy a nice omelet.

See yinz later.

[HDGristle]

We know. We laughed heartily.

Make sure you gab while you eat.

[Unique_Carpenter]

[Snafu412]

Originally Posted by Devo

And that Trump is not the problem.

Neither was Biden, but that was the lie. So now it's trumps problem and as you can see nothing gets in the way of tax cuts for billionaires.

[HDGristle]

https://www.peninsulanewsreview.com/...s-face-7791201

https://www.rfdtv.com/getting-worse-...ffects-of-hpai

This one made me laugh

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/tiktok-egg-prices-trump/