Another boring Carpenter whimsical memory:
This pic reminds me of ....
Up on stage at a strip club a couple decades ago in the northeast .... (just before 5pm actually)
All the gals (in xmas outfits), except the bartender, got a spank.
The customers had a field day running their mouths:
More, harder, etc.
Then ....
One of the gals came out in a Mrs Clause outfit holding a paddle, and asked:
Which of you men have been naughty, and need .....?
The line started before she got to the "a spanking" end of sentence.
Santa and the bartender were pouring shots for close to 3 hours and the other gals were running those to the line.