How to Lose an Election101

[Lucas McCain]

When you have more money to spend, damn near every celebrity endorsing you, an old scumbag as your competitor, people who worked for him coming out saying what an incompetent piece of shit he is and that's just to name a few things. How the fuck can you lose the election?

I'll tell you how:

1) Answer every question the exact same way for three months regardless of whether or not your answers are well received.

2) Never clearly separate your identity from your boss who people don't like.

3) Never own anything as a mistake so when you are on a fluff show like "The View" and asked whether you would have done anything differently as VP, be sure to give it a thought and say, "no".

4) Never throw your boss under the bus for his job that you want even if the vast majority didn't like how he did his job.

5) Always have someone like Cardi B as a speaker at a rally. She is hard to understand unless you are from Washington Heights, NY and many people don't like female rappers with gigantic fake butts, but she is a name so there's that.

6) Always be politically correct and never mention that your opponent is old as fuck and is already showing signs of cognitive decline.

7) Always laugh regardless of whether or not it is funny.

8) Talk about fixing price gouging to curb inflation even if it makes little sense to most and probably doesn't to you either.

9) Tell the same stories about when you were younger so that the middle class and the lower class will relate to you even if they don't believe you.

10) Have a putz as your running mate to take your current job. Some people actually like story telling mascots.

Just having a little bit of fun, folks. After that MSG rally and the other foolishness after that, my only thought was, "does Trump even want to be president?"

I guess Trump has proven that he can definitely win against women but just can't win against a man.

[Budman]

A few sour grapes.

[Lucas McCain]

Well, not quite, Bud. My position has not changed one iota since I started another thread about how politics affects me a little over a year ago: https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2939063

Nice try though, but like I posted initially, just having a little bit of fun.

Edit for below: IMO, they are/were both terrible candidates. I didn't vote for a reason. I am a never Trump guy, but I am also not going to vote for someone (Harris, Biden or Clinton) I don't like either which is why this was the 3rd straight election that I did not bother to vote.

[bb1961]

It didn't matter that she was a terrible candidate and NEVER got ONE vote for the nomination of the party to run for president but instead was place in the position which I don't recall EVER happening in the history of this country...you seem to have overlooked that.

[Jacuzzme]

So calling half the country Nazi garbage is a bad idea then? Whoda thunk it.

[NTXGUYBIGBOB]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

When you have more money to spend, damn near every celebrity endorsing you, an old scumbag as your competitor, people who worked for him coming out saying what an incompetent piece of shit he is and that's just to name a few things. How the fuck can you lose the election?

I'll tell you how:

1) Answer every question the exact same way for three months regardless of whether or not your answers are well received.

2) Never clearly separate your identity from your boss who people don't like.

3) Never own anything as a mistake so when you are on a fluff show like "The View" and asked whether you would have done anything differently as VP, be sure to give it a thought and say, "no".

4) Never throw your boss under the bus for his job that you want even if the vast majority didn't like how he did his job.

5) Always have someone like Cardi B as a speaker at a rally. She is hard to understand unless you are from Washington Heights, NY and many people don't like female rappers with gigantic fake butts, but she is a name so there's that.

6) Always be politically correct and never mention that your opponent is old as fuck and is already showing signs of cognitive decline.

7) Always laugh regardless of whether or not it is funny.

8) Talk about fixing price gouging to curb inflation even if it makes little sense to most and probably doesn't to you either.

9) Tell the same stories about when you were younger so that the middle class and the lower class will relate to you even if they don't believe you.

10) Have a putz as your running mate to take your current job. Some people actually like story telling mascots.

Just having a little bit of fun, folks. After that MSG rally and the other foolishness after that, my only thought was, "does Trump even want to be president?"

I guess Trump has proven that he can definitely win against women but just can't win against a man.

LET ME ADD MORE

1) ignoring our border crisis until we are in an election year.

2) supporting programs that Americans can’t afford like the EV push.

3) saying she can’t think of one thing she do differently than Biden.

4) supporting paying Ukrainian pensions when most Americans don’t have a pension

5) being scared to go against biological males playing female sports.

6) losing union support due to her open border policies.

7) using different accents pending on the crowd demographics (people don’t like to be treated as ignorant).

8) talking to her audience as if they’re toddlers

9) not voicing policies & instead focusing on demonizing Trump &

10) being part of an administration that has us as the major financiers of two new forever wars & the world far more unstable than when Trump was president.

[Jacky S]

Originally Posted by NTXGUYBIGBOB

LET ME ADD MORE

1) ignoring our border crisis until we are in an election year.

2) supporting programs that Americans can’t afford like the EV push.

3) saying she can’t think of one thing she do differently than Biden.

4) supporting paying Ukrainian pensions when most Americans don’t have a pension

5) being scared to go against biological males playing female sports.

6) losing union support due to her open border policies.

7) using different accents pending on the crowd demographics (people don’t like to be treated as ignorant).

8) talking to her audience as if they’re toddlers

9) not voicing policies & instead focusing on demonizing Trump &

10) being part of an administration that has us as the major financiers of two new forever wars & the world far more unstable than when Trump was president.

Not to mention she is dumb as a fence post.

Kamala can’t even carry on a flowing conversation unless she has a script to read.

I am not watching Fox this morning. I am watching MSNBC and CNN. Even that bunch of clowns now recognize that you can’t win an election by calling 80 million people racist, Nazi’s, homophobes, and facist simply because they think we should secure the border, stop using abortion as birth control, keep biological males from competing against their daughters in sports, and being treated like second class citizens while giving illegal immigrants free everything.

One major item that escapes them all. All of those indictments brought by prosecutors who won elections on one promise, to prosecute Trump. It was a joke going around, every time a new indictment came down, his poll numbers went up. But it turns out it was no joke. 80 million voters saw it for what it was, selective prosecutions to illuminate a chief political rival.

Also, the whole celebrity endorsment thing. In the final days of the campaign, the best example of being totally out of touch with the electorate was parading out JayLo for a big speech. A woman who spent quite a few years sucking the dick of a man who is now being accused of the most horrendous crimes against women imaginable.

[Lucas McCain]

Damn. There goes the lighthearted approach I had for this thread about how to fuck up winning an election. Relax folks. You won! LOL

[Jacky S]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Damn. There goes the lighthearted approach I had for this thread about how to fuck up winning an election. Relax folks. You won! LOL

With all due respect, I believe President Elect Trump should go scorched earth on the entire bunch.

Trump just won an election where the entire Left, including most of the major News Media, accused him of being the most vile of human beings.

Give it a little time to settle, get your agenda going with your people in place, and go to war.

The Left went all in and played a loosing hand. Trump scooped up all the chips.it’s time for payback.

[texassapper]

Originally Posted by Jacky S

With all due respect, I believe President Elect Trump should go scorched earth on the entire bunch.

Commies view conciliation as weakness. pANTIFAg isn't going to stop stirring up shit. The J6ers are still in prison. The J6 investigation needs to be spun back up and ALL the FBI/Homeland Sec/CIA/pANTIFAg assets identified and the truth told. The j6 pipe bomber is known and needs to be investigated.

The corruption of that alone is enough to put many dems and fed agents away for a very long time. The Courts need to be investigated and punished.

Voting security needs to be fixed. or we are just going to be doing this all over again in 4 years.

As Vivek put it... this isn't about the next 4 years, this is about the next 250 years.

[Jacky S]

Originally Posted by texassapper

Commies view conciliation as weakness. pANTIFAg isn't going to stop stirring up shit. The J6ers are still in prison. The J6 investigation needs to be spun back up and ALL the FBI/Homeland Sec/CIA/pANTIFAg assets identified and the truth told. The j6 pipe bomber is known and needs to be investigated.

The corruption of that alone is enough to put many dems and fed agents away for a very long time. The Courts need to be investigated and punished.

Voting security needs to be fixed. or we are just going to be doing this all over again in 4 years.

As Vivek put it... this isn't about the next 4 years, this is about the next 250 years.

How about a nice investigation into how Nanci Pelosi and her Husband making millions on what is considered insider trading anywhere else.

And go full bore into the investigations into the Biden Criminal Influence Peddling Scheme. The new Attorney General should put that first on the agenda.

If the Republicans keep the House, unleash the Dogs of War.

[TheDaliLama]

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Damn. There goes the lighthearted approach I had for this thread about how to fuck up winning an election. Relax folks. You won! LOL

Yeah but you still don’t get it.

[ICU 812]

Now I feel so unburdened by what has been!

[ManSlut]

Lucas, you forgot…

11) Ignore the misogynist electorate of this country…Should’ve had ads showing grandmas threatening their male descendants to “Vote Kamala, because she likes being grabbed by her pussy!”

[adav8s28]

Originally Posted by NTXGUYBIGBOB

LET ME ADD MORE

1) ignoring our border crisis until we are in an election year.


5) being scared to go against biological males playing female sports.

6) losing union support due to her open border policies.


9) not voicing policies & instead focusing on demonizing Trump

Agree. In addition to the above there are 4 groups that Harris did not get votes from:

1. People who did not go to college.

2. People who don't work at a desk. (Blue collar workers)

3. Latino men

4. Young women (Under age 30) Reverse of Roe V Wade not an issue for them.


The USA is not ready for a woman president yet. Harris won the same number of states (19) and got the same amount Electoral College votes (226) as HRC. Just like HRC, Harris lost the Blue Wall (Penn, Mich, Wisc).