Craziest place you've had sex or masturbated?!

[Grace Preston]

If we're counting oral-- I once gave a guy a blow job on the Texas Star.

[yambs]

Originally Posted by Grace Preston

If we're counting oral-- I once gave a guy a blow job on the Texas Star.

that's a lie..

[Grace Preston]

Originally Posted by yambs

that's a lie..

No... no it isn't-- there was even a review at one point (lost in one of the board crashes) . Twas a double date as well-- so the other provider and the gent she was with could also vouch that this happened. Heck-- the gent in question may still even be here..

It is a day I will never forget for multiple reasons-- in addition to the obvious sexual escapade of it all-- it was also the day that Big Tex caught on fire.

[Imperium]

Nice thread Deja! Almost all of mine have occurred in the back seat of a car whether it was mine or someone else's.

I met a girl at Frankies Sports Bar in Uptown Dallas for dinner/drinks and we did it in the back seat of her BMW in the parking garage with people walking by as they were going to and from their cars.

I met a girl at her apartment complex in north Dallas and we did it in the back seat of her Dodge Durango in the parking lot. Her apartment was close to the front of the complex so cars were coming and going throughout.

There was a girl that I saw regularly and we would meet in the parking lot of a Walmart in the Arlington area and get in either her car or mine and do it in the backseat. On the days when it was colder outside we fogged-up the windows. Fun times!

I do like the idea of doing it in a dressing room. I think it would be fun to go to a mall and see how many different dressing rooms it could be done in without getting caught in one visit.

[JimINDallas81]

I was in the hospital with a blood clot…my girlfriend at the time shut the door and got on top of me and fucked me. Probably not the smartest idea, seeing that I had a blood clot. It was amazing though.

[HasBeen22]

I am a proud member of the mile high club. My ex and I thought we were being sneaky but the flight attendant busted us but she only sat across from us and masturbated while we finished. Unfortunately she declined to join us at our final destination.

My ex once stroked me off while on the motorcycle. I didn't get to finish because I was about to wreck. I miss her.

[DownForWhatever]

70's...Staten Island, NY hospital...for 4 weeks...and my nightly, 2-AM "BJ/HJ Therapy" with 2 Puerto Rican nurses.

[X91Baron]

Church

[Billogoods]

Nurse BJs - on every man's Bucket List

[cosoj]

In a mountain meadow at 5 am near Ouray, Colorado, while Elk hunting, I relieved myself while fantasizing about my friend's wife.

[Deja Tha Doll]

I've definitely done the hospital thing ...lol I had a real nice friend visit and bring me a goodie bag to keep my spirits up ...one thing led to another, and I was getting bent over in a gown trying not to moan too loud lol ....

[Deja Tha Doll]

Originally Posted by Bald Bryan

Crazy places I've had sex:
+Plenty of wild spots but in the car/truck. Faves being church parking lots.
+In a lit up swimming pool (at night) apartment complex courtyard surrounded by buildings (with plenty of lights on) on all sides
+In Lake Travis while plenty of people swimming around
+In the bushes of Breckenridge Park in SATX about 6 feet from the trail
+Bowling alley bathroom
+Several camping trips in/out of tents
+Just head, but got a BJ outside of Bass Hall in ATX after a sold out concert with a few thousand people walking by
+Sure I'm missing a few fun ones

Almost but not quite:
+Almost lost my virginity to a threesome in a Dairy Queen walk-in (lost my nerve, I was 16)
+Mutual masturbation in a hot tub down in Padre with 3 other people (strangers) sitting across

Solo missions:
+Road trips on interstates can be long and boring, gotta spice it up (handful of times/pardon the pun)
+Airplane trip to England, late at night, empty plane, just laid out across the middle row of seats and whacked it
+Several times at friends houses on sleepovers when everyone was asleep (I hope)
+Definitely missing some here that I can't recall

Places on my To-Do-List:
+Airplanes, boats, trains, etc
+More parks and outdoor natury types of places
+Railroad tracks
+Adult theater arcade
+Standup tanning bay
+Under an overpass
+Ferris wheel for sure
+Vegas balcony overlooking the strip (or any downtown skyline area really)
+Basically anywhere and everywhere either mentioned or not mentioned in the comments of this thread, lol.

NGL I admire your brazen boldness babe !!! Especially the ones where people were walking by you two....!!!!



I actually recalled a few more of my own, whilst reading through your list .....


But I just had to ask about the tanning bed one.....lol Please divulge more on this bc this sounds wild AF to me !!!!


Never have I ever considered this, but then again, everytime I think about tanning booths, several scary movies that I watched growing up remind me of why I stay away from them lol!!!

[Deja Tha Doll]

Back when I had roommates, I realized I didn't get enough privacy but that didn't stop me from mastering the art of masturbating quietly (on my stomach , covered with a blanket) while appearing asleep....lol

[LustyBustyGina38FF]

On a boat in the middle of Lake Louisville in the meddle of the day last summer .. Well done this a few time when visiting and skinny dipping

Bj on long car drive sunroof open so truck drivers can watch hehe-- honk honk

[cinderbella]

Originally Posted by cosoj

In a mountain meadow at 5 am near Ouray, Colorado, while Elk hunting, I relieved myself while fantasizing about my friend's wife.

SO NICE to see your post about Ouray. My late
relative was born/raised lived in Ouray until
he was drafted during WW2. He told me so many
cool stories about his adventures in that gorgeous
town, and point them out to me as we drove and
walked around there. One night, he and his girl
fell asleep after spending a wild night on a pasture.
He told me that he woke up when a random cow started
licking his head and face, as the sun was rising.