Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

[Cheap Charlie]

https://babylonbee.com/news/manhatta...ss-tag-in-1997

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Cheap Charlie

https://babylonbee.com/news/manhatta...ss-tag-in-1997

who knew the statute of limitations for desecrating a mattress was 26 years.

Bragg better get that Grand Jury lined up pronto before he misses his window.


BAAHHAAHAA

[matchingmole]

He should be beheaded.....

[Precious_b]

Were there pee stains on it?

[lustylad]

If that fails, maybe they can indict him for trying to take 13 items through the grocery store express line that says "12 items or less"

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by matchingmole

He should be beheaded.....

I swear I was going to post this even before I saw your post. Just from the thread title.

Some people just don't know how to take a fuckin' joke. Five points? Really, bio?

[eccieuser9500]

Originally Posted by lustylad

If that fails, maybe they can indict him for trying to take 13 items through the grocery store express line that says "12 items or less"

Actually, the joke is taking a dozen eggs through the ten items or less aisle. Just fine tuning, sir. I'm too lazy this morning to find the cartoon image.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

I swear I was going to post this even before I saw your post. Just from the thread title.

Some people just don't know how to take a fuckin' joke. Five points? Really, bio?

bio thinks he knows what he doing which is not.