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Old 11-13-2021, 05:20 AM   #46
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Are you uncomfortable with people knowing what you say in private?
Not in the least. Are you uncomfortable not knowing what people say about you in private…is that why you pay for access?

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What "reviews"? Do you really believe I give a shit about "Coco"?
Then why pay for access?
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Old 11-13-2021, 08:25 AM   #47
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Not in the least. Are you uncomfortable not knowing what people say about you in private…is that why you pay for access?



Then why pay for access?
Actually, not. You and yours are the ones who care what people on here think of you. I could care less. You don't know me, and neither does the Monkey. Here's why ...

.. #1. If you know who I am, then both of you are liars.
.. #2. If you DON'T know who I am, then both of you are liars.

I presume that you and the Monkey, et al, believe that accusing me of being LE will deter me from posting or getting laid.

My opinion with respect to most folks on here who do spas don't serve any useful purpose with respect to providing intel for "the community" for a couple of reasons: #1 ... IF the person identified and/or described was actually seen by the time the "review" is posted they are long gone and unavailable for someone else to visit who read the review. #2 ... the person is nonexistent and don't know then that they've been lied about and/or fabricated.

Now about that lying: If you two would lie about me, and are therefore liars .... your comments and "reviews" should be discounted as dreamy fabrications.

Now, see my post count? How many times do you think that some ignorant goofball accused me of being LE over that period of time including ASPD, although not so much then. Here's one to consider, if you have the ability, there are plenty of providers out there who know what I do, who I am, and my private phone number. I know theirs. That's about as good a reason as any not to post reviews and/or discuss my personal business. It's none of yours or Monkey's.....or anyone else's for that matter.

Now, it's almost time for your recess/time-out so bundle up. Oh, yea: Did you vote for Bitten or was Kumola your draw?
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Old 11-13-2021, 10:45 AM   #48
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All that drivel and you still didn’t answer why you pay for premium access. And if you think spa reviews are so worthless, why do you spend so much time in the spa forum?

If I’ve ever accused you of being LE, it was a joke, as there is no way in my mind that you are LE.

Your slander about age is getting very old and worn out, as is the crap about political parties. I’m in my 50’s, and more conservative than your little pea-sized brain could possibly ever imagine.

Lastly, it’s “couldn’t care less” not “could care less.” The latter implies you care, possibly a lot. Let me know if you need an illustration to prove that out. I’ll even use crayons to make it more pleasing to your eye.
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Old 11-13-2021, 10:52 AM   #49
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I could care less.
We know.

If you’re as smart as you think you are you’ll see what I just did there.

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IF the person identified and/or described was actually seen by the time the "review" is posted they are long gone and unavailable for someone else to visit who read the review. #2 ... the person is nonexistent and don't know then that they've been lied about and/or fabricated.
If I were to assemble a list of all of the most mind-numbingly idiotic comments I’ve read on this site, this would certainly be at or very near the top. Disregarding the piss-poor grammar, the contents are the ramblings of a moron.

I get that there are some fake and or embellished reviews here, and that several of the mongers here go in drunk so their assessments of beauty may be suspect, but are you under the impression there is some sort of months-long delay in the posting process, or that these ladies magically vaporize the moment a review is posted? That’s not how it works. We’re not compiling reviews on punch cards, and the ladies aren’t subject to the physics you might find in Sci/Fi.

For example, if I post an encounter and mention in the ROS “be aware that Sandy will try to ambush you with a snowball”, many mongers will recognize this as fact and respond in agreement before the end of the day, and often within minutes (technology is a thing). How do they know it’s true? Because it has happened to them. When did it happen? In the past. Has Sandy had reviews written about her? Type Sandy in the search function and behold the pages of content.

Now, the next morning when a hobbyist goes to visit Sandy, she will actually be there (has been for years) and she will most likely attempt an ambush (it’s her thing). The person who read the review would have advance knowledge of the ambush and could react accordingly. The community has been served.


Oh, and Sandy hasn’t vaporized.

I don’t know you, but I know your type. Nothing that is said here will dissuade you from posting more idiocy on this site. You do it for the reasons you do it, and nothing will change that. Just know that when you post things, more often than not, we’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.

Now tell me about your old-ass ties again.
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Old 11-13-2021, 11:38 AM   #50
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I don't care if anyone here is conservative or liberal but if you come here to just argue and hijack threads writing pointless essays that end with you calling the vice president of the United States Kumola you are a stupid troll.
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Old 11-13-2021, 06:11 PM   #51
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Now tell me about your old-ass ties again.
I’m betting that most of them are clip-on’s, knit and maybe a couple skinny pleather ones….to match up with his Member’s Only jackets.
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Old 11-13-2021, 06:17 PM   #52
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.... end with you calling the vice president of the United States Kumola you are a stupid troll.
You must have voted for her!

Sets your standards for "critical thinking"! Now doesn't it?

Did you read the part in my post in which I mentioned I really don't care what anyone on this website thinks about me? I guess not! But for you bloviating must be a relief.
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Old 11-13-2021, 06:20 PM   #53
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.... and you still didn’t answer why you pay for premium access.
It's none of your "business" ... using that term loosely.

Should I express it differently for you, junior?
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Old 11-13-2021, 08:22 PM   #54
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So I guess the answer to original question is no or not enough changes to deter most from visiting AMPs.
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Old 11-13-2021, 09:08 PM   #55
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Hell, I forgot the original question. Deputy Dog turned this into a political forum with his obsession with Biden.
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Old 11-13-2021, 09:33 PM   #56
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I'm sorry GM but you're completely mistaken about he who shall not be named. He's within striking of 50k useless posts. Thus, surpassing the current record holder LimpidyNuudle877. Give him his chance to bask in the light of his bloviating.
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Old 11-13-2021, 09:52 PM   #57
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Did you read the part in my post in which I mentioned I really don't care what anyone on this website thinks about me? I guess not! But for you bloviating must be a relief.
Well, actually troll, what you said was you could care less what anyone on this website thinks of you.
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Old 11-13-2021, 10:08 PM   #58
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It's none of your "business" ... using that term loosely.

Should I express it differently for you, junior?
Do you lose at life as much as you lose at the internet, grandpa?
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Old 11-13-2021, 10:20 PM   #59
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Bowser, don’t expect an answer Deputy Dog until tomorrow morning. He only has internet access privileges from 6:00-10:00 AM….and 4:00-7:00 PM…only if he takes his meds
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I got LL beat on this site, as far as being the most hated member that is, lol.
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