Diner Joke

[Salty Again]

Was hunting over West Virginia-way with me bludger-mate Chalkie, and we stopped into a diner for lunch.

A big and fat mean-looking lady asked for our order.
Chalkie ordered two hamburgers, while I ordered a hotdog.

The fat lady shuffled over to the freezer and took out
2 frozen patties. She took the first one and shoved it
into her arm-pit. She then took the second one and shoved
it into her other arm-pit and began to move her arms
up and down!

Chalkie yells out, "What are you doing?!"

And the lady answers, "I'm defrosting your hamburgers!"

So I yelled out, "FORGET ME HOTDOG!"

### Salty

[Salty Again]

What the Piss?! .... Nobody thinks this is funny?

Some o' you fellows got a bad sense of humour.

### Salty

[alphonse1948]

Both jokes have dinosaur shAt on them.

[Salty Again]

Originally Posted by alphonse1948

Both jokes have dinosaur shAt on them.

Well, it IS the 1990s, mate.

No worrys... I'll try to do better!

### Salty

[pittlicker]

Originally Posted by alphonse1948

Both jokes have dinosaur shAt on them.

Don't feed him Al. Salty thrives on the attention.

[Salty Again]

Blimey! Me bludger-mate Pittlicker!
I'd ask how you been, mate - but I don't really care!
But GLAD to see you around these parts.... Really.

### Salty

[pittlicker]

Still with the accent and telling crappy jokes I see. How ya been?

[Salty Again]

Well, less of the accent now, me friend.
Gettin' too American-ized, I reckon.
(Plus, they got spell-checks)

I DO miss the old site. Didn't really like
the "new one"... But I do miss some of our
old friends.

### Salty

[pittlicker]

Things certainly aren't the same.

[Salty Again]

This site here seems to be ok. But too many insults and shitty
fighting in the Political forum. Reckon some things never change.

### Salty