Embarrassing Moments - Chicas Locas

[Tiny]

I stopped in at Chicas Locas this afternoon on the way to meet some people at a classy downtown bar. Anyway I'm wearing light colored khaki pants. I get some dances from a dancer A*****, who would be a bona fide 10 if she spent a little bit of time in the gym and had a personality. She was easily the hottest woman in there.

Anyway I leave and get to the bar and somebody tells me I've got some strange shit on my crotch. A***** apparently had been on her period. It kind of looked like I'd been pissing blood inside my pants. So I go to the bathroom and try to clean it off and that doesn't work worth a damn. I end up trying to hold my pull over shirt low enough so no one will notice. There's a lesson in all this but I'm not sure exactly what.

[DickyDoo]

Originally Posted by Tiny

I stopped in at Chicas Locas this afternoon on the way to meet some people at a classy downtown bar. Anyway I'm wearing light colored khaki pants. I get some dances from a dancer A*****, who would be a bona fide 10 if she spent a little bit of time in the gym and had a personality. She was easily the hottest woman in there.

Anyway I leave and get to the bar and somebody tells me I've got some strange shit on my crotch. A***** apparently had been on her period. It kind of looked like I'd been pissing blood inside my pants. So I go to the bathroom and try to clean it off and that doesn't work worth a damn. I end up trying to hold my pull over shirt low enough so no one will notice. There's a lesson in all this but I'm not sure exactly what.

I had the same thing happen to me in Oklahoma City a few years ago. When I walked out of the club I looked like I had lost a bar fight and needed a blood transfusion.

[Sodbuster49]

[Chung Tran]

Similar, but not near as bad experience at CL, in 2015 (see my review). BBBJCIM, zipped up and left minutes later.. Walked out and noticed a major wet spot on my trousers.. Extra leakage from me!

Damn it. I did what Tiny did, with my shirt, hoping no one noticed. Once I got to my car, it was fine, nobody to meet or see for hours.

[MrMing88]

I had an experience like that at Cabaret Royale years ago while attending a bachelor party. She was a gusher and brought an early end to my night.

[IrishSailor]

Originally Posted by Chung Tran

Similar, but not near as bad experience at CL, in 2015 (see my review). BBBJCIM, zipped up and left minutes later.. Walked out and noticed a major wet spot on my trousers.. Extra leakage from me!

Damn it. I did what Tiny did, with my shirt, hoping no one noticed. Once I got to my car, it was fine, nobody to meet or see for hours.

I made the mistake of getting a lap dance with silk lined dress pants at BDD once, with I might add, one of the most attractive dancers I've ever seen. Tan, big natural perky tits, great ass, toned legs, 10 on the body, 9.5 on the face and she smelled great too. She got junior in just the right position and rode him for like 5 songs. She edged me a long, or I thought she edged me.

Turns out, I lost control. Probably more than once. When I stood up, I felt something wet all the way down my leg. I had came...a lot. It felt amazing, but I had to spend 15 min in the bathroom stall cleaning the cum off the inside of my pant leg.

Moral of the story, if you're going to get dry humped by a true hottie, don't wear silk lined pants unless you want cum to end up in your socks. lol.

[Wile E Coyote]

In the 30 years that I have been visiting strip clubs, I have never had a dancer do a lap dance and bleed all over me from her being on her period. Many times tho, I have had dances that have led to me cumming. If during the BBBJ she did not allow CIM for her to spit or swallow, I always ended up with it all over my clothes, and the napkins do not help much! There were plenty of those times where I would do the walk of shame out the door to my car with an obvious wet spot on my pants/shorts.

After just a few times, I learned to wear longer and oversized shirts to cover. I always have had a change of clothes in the car, not just because of that, but also, my clothes smelled of dancer perfume and when they allowed smoking in the clubs,I did not want to smell like an ashtray.

[Biggins]

Surprisingly I never had an accident from dancer who was on the rag. I have been shamed in trying to explain glitter and the suntan spray all over my shirt and crotch a few times..luv the thrills of playin in the clubs.

[Admiral Giggle]

Years ago on ASPD Logan had a review where the gal grinded on his leg. He went home and noticed while mowing his lawn he was getting mosquito bit on one of his legs. Looked down and big blood stains from the stripper.

[winn dixie]

Damn just damn.

[motor]

Maybe next time just go to the meeting instead

[Silver Bullet]

Haven’t had the period issue but had a dancer getting ready to ride standing RCG. I let her do the aiming…. She was wiggling and bouncing trying to work it in… it finally slid in and after a few strokes it started smell like shit. She had slid on Greek and apparently was not prepped. She got up and headed to the locker room while I quickly tossed the condom on the floor, buttoned up, and headed to the bathroom. The attendant noticed something on my shirt…. Shit! I cleaned best I could and headed home to jump in the shower. Never saw that dancer again.

[BornSlippee]

Always wear dark colored pants or jeans if you're gonna visit.

[Joe Blows]

Nothing mentioned in here would bother me in the least. I guess I have no shame. I’m probably leaving after I cum anyway but not scared to walk back to the bar or to my truck with my head held high and wet spots of whatever origin on my pants.

[Purple Haze]

That fucking spray-on tan shows no matter what color your pants are.