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Originally Posted by Ed Highlight
My wife!!
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My wife was good with me, until.... menopause hit! After 25 years of good sex, all of a sudden it was Gobi-desert like! In a period of 3 months, she lost all interest in sex, which became painful due to lack of natural lube. We tried hormonal additives, lube creams, etc... nothing worked.
After a while, we made a pact: I can go satisfy my natural urges with other women, provided that:
1. I don't fall in love
2. I don't get anyone preggo.
3. I keep within a budget.
4. I don't catch a disease
5. No one finds out (including her).
This's been working out good for the last 10 years, with no headaches... I'm blessed!