People in the hobby say the darndest things - please add your own

[mtabsw]

With apologies to Art Linkletter

I'll start - please add your favorites

Discussing potential hobby opportunities with a stripper, I said:
"Lots of the hookers in Dallas work near the Galleria"

She arched her eyebrows and asked "What did you call them?"

"Hookers - girls who fuck me for money"

"OH - I get it... you mean "Ho's"

The next one I'd heard before but just can't get my head around (pun intended)

"No - I do not kiss - it's so intimate!"

(This said as she's wiping my jizz off of her lips following a very sloppy BJ with CIM.)

(Yes - you guessed correctly, same stripper)

[rexdutchman]

That's funny I never understood the logic I don't kiss

[mtabsw]

Here's a couple of recent ones:

First time having sex with this one, she stops for a second and says

Pull out when you're ready to cum, even though you have a condom on already

And by message, 2.5 hours prior to our meeting scheduled a week before...a cancellation. She's one who also has on her website a stern warning about the dire consequences of canceling on her within 24 hours - 1st time requires a 50% deposit for a subsequent visit.

(Paraphrased) - Started drinking earlier so can't make it, sorry

And a rarely heard, but always a deal killer....especially after swallowing my swimmers...

I know you like to kiss, but I don't