guys need excuse to get out?

[Sherry of DFW]

Guys who are trapped at home with wife and kids have pm'd me that they would like to get out but have no excuse- BUT
-HOME DEPOT stores are open everyday 6am to 6pm-
-I was at Home Depot near Campbell and Coit Easter April 12
--NO lines outside, but about 40 differnt people milling around outside looking at all the beautiful plants and flowers for sale--ALL Home Depot employees had masks, but NOT ONE customer had mask--enough space between them that no worry
-so if you are a guy who is yearning to visit your favorite girl, just tell the wife you are going to Home Depot
If she checks online it will say Home Depot IS open 6am to 6pm

[Vanilla Gorilla]

I just tell my wife and kids that I am going to another funeral.