Another is when women wear skirts that are too short, and they spend the whole time they are out trying to pull them down.
What's funny is, you KNEW the skirt was too short before you left the house. You KNOW there are a bunch of HORNDOGS out there, who will ogle you into submission. Ladies, you KNOW THIS....you FUCKING KNOW THIS....yet you still put that lil ass skirt on.
Oh, btw, you, I, and everyone else know there's not enough material to pull down. Cross your legs, hold the front of your skirt down, it's all for nothing. Sooner or later those panties are going to flash. Even if they don't, watching you regret leaving the house looking like that is a treat in itself. That, and watching you looking out for guys trying to sneak a peak.
Then when she tries to walk somewhere, it's step, step, step, pull. Step, step, pull. Step, step, step, step, pull.
The whole time, I'm harder than Chinese math. If I don't end up fucking her, somebody else likely will. Skirts like that are only worn for one reason.
Keep up the good work, ladies. Wear those tiny skirts, and cross the bridge of regret when you get to it.