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Old 07-28-2019, 05:05 PM   #1
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Default A nGenie in a bottle joke

I found a bottle. . . blah-blah-blah

So this Genie pops out and says I get only one wish.

I ask him to make me a bridge from Sqan Deago to Singapore.

He says he could do it but its a little of trouble; dep water, OSHA regulations, International Sea Law, Unions and on and on .

Then he asks if there is anything other than the bridge that he could do instead of the bridge.

I say, "Can you fix everything that is wrong with women?"

He says, "How many lanes do you want on your bridge?"
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Old 07-30-2019, 06:49 AM   #2
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ha ha ha, I think the joke is help us men understand women.
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Old 07-30-2019, 07:38 AM   #3
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the truth it is, I've been married so long, in any other county i'd be a free man by now but in my county they execute!!
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Haha even genie can not do that
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