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Originally Posted by TheDaliLama
Licking envelopes causes cancer.
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Hmmm. Well I did experimental oncology research at Duke University in the early 90's, but it was sooo much work and long hours, and underpaid at that. We pretty much cured breast cancer by adjusting how high of a dose of chemo we could administer before the patient died. 3 died and we'd lower the dose. Soooo breast cancer is fairly curable now. You're welcome.
But the envelope thing only happened on an old Seinfeld rerun.
But, YES of course saliva contains your DNA. It's expensive to run your DNA sequence and you already have to be in the system for a match to be made. I just threw mine away. Why call the cops over a stupid cheap client turned thief? Just make an alert in the Powder Room for the ladies.
However, I have only gotten two sealed envelopes left on my dresser after a client left. No one actually seals it, so the lady can easily count it. The first sealed one was all funny money, very obviously. The 2nd sealed one was two folded up paper towels.
SO. Just don't take the cancer or poison risk and seal them. Let the lady count it even before the fun starts if she wants. I never insisted on that and got fooled twice. Lay the envelope down and excuse yourself to freshen up. You SHOULD take a quick shower anyway! While you're doing that she can discreetly count it and hide it and give you a toe curling session because she has no worries about you shorting her, not paying, grabbing envelope and running out or whatever. When she's happy, you'll be even happier.
Don't Lick Envelopes
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No, they just are toxic. Like on Seinfeld.
