The Barber

[RetiredSubmariner]

The Barber
A guy walks into a barber shop and asks how long will it be until he can get a haircut, The barber tells him it will be a 2 hour wait.

The guy says I will be back later. The comes back a few days later and asks how a wait for a haircut and the barber says 3 hours.

The guy says I will be back later. A few days later the same guy walks in and asks how long a wait it will be for a haircut and the barber says 2 hours.

The guys says I will be back later. The barber tells one of his customers there is something wrong with that guy follow him and tell me where he goes.

The customer comes back and tells the barber he had followed him. The barber says where did he go. The customer says you don't want to know.

The barber says yes I do where did he go. The customer says your house!

[ClaireBarsett]

A White Man and an American Indian are standing next to each other.
Suddenly, the American Indian gets on his hands and knees and very slowly puts his ear to the ground. He says, "Buffalo Come".
And sure enough a second later, to the White Mans surprise, around the corner came a hoard of buffalo.
"That's amazing! How did you know that?!", Cries the White Man.
The American Indian says in a very sad voice, "Ground is sticky".