A question every guy always wanted to ask a lady but were too afraid (or embarassed) to ask...

[lipsandhipster]

The quick view, high volume ladies nearly always aren't as tasty as many. Two many condoms and lube gets things out of whack. I try not to see the ladies how pop in and out and then post like crazy for 3 days. You know they are banging 24/7 to maximize income. And ones who drink to excess and smoke are off my list, as the body fluids pick it up and taste is different. Just my $000.02 from many many years of taste testing.

[cage196]

OMG I love vagina.

Originally Posted by Jessica Temptress

Boric acid suppositories in the vagina??? That's a new one.
I use dove bar soap and a shea moisture body wash in the shower daily. I'll sit in a warm bath at night; hobby volume is extremely low. I agree that the more traffic a vagina sees, the easier it is to throw off that delicate pH balance.

[Guest083119]

Originally Posted by lipsandhipster

The quick view, high volume ladies nearly always aren't as tasty as many. Two many condoms and lube gets things out of whack. I try not to see the ladies how pop in and out and then post like crazy for 3 days. You know they are banging 24/7 to maximize income. And ones who drink to excess and smoke are off my list, as the body fluids pick it up and taste is different. Just my $000.02 from many many years of taste testing.

My vagina must taste like vodka martinis...

No, seriously...smoker body fluids...ICK! This is the one place you just can't hide the fact that you smoke! Worse than breath.

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by cage196

OMG I love vagina.

You love it all cage!

[CG2014]

Originally Posted by cage196

OMG I love vagina.

Maybe you should write a song about it, Buddy!

LOL!

Originally Posted by lipsandhipster

And ones who drink to excess and smoke are off my list, as the body fluids pick it up and taste is different.

So does food and diet will affect the pH balance of the vagina and the way it tastes and smells.

https://www.healthline.com/health/wo...hat-not-to-eat

http://truly-md.com/vagina-and-food/

Things a woman doesn't want to eat a lot of:

https://www.bustle.com/p/9-surprisin...wn-there-34434

That's why Korean girls taste funny.

It's all the kimchi and spicy food they eat.

[Butch Cassidy]

Have to say out of hundreds of v's only had literally 2-3 that were emitting gamma radiation....Whats gross to me are the ahem weird as fuck guys that REQUEST that a lady not wash her pussy after she sees someone....ijs.

[kochu]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I think the original post brings mansplaining to new levels never thought possible. Somebody needs to call The NY Times. This may be truly newsworthy.

Didn't know that Nancy Pelosi is a fellow hobbyist :-)

[kochu]

Thanks for this important post OP.

I have come across quite a few ladies that didn't smell good down there. I stop the session in most of those occasions and leave and will never go back to that lady. For me, it is too awkward to tell them.

[CG2014]

Originally Posted by kochu

Thanks for this important post OP.

I have come across quite a few ladies that didn't smell good down there. I stop the session in most of those occasions and leave and will never go back to that lady. For me, it is too awkward to tell them.

The problem is you have paid them whether they want you to put your donation down as soon as you walk into their incall or if they want you to pay after the session is over.

If you tell her I am not paying because your vagina smells (and most guys will not even say anything, they just up and leave), some of them will get offended and still demand their donation and if they have a pimp lurking in a room nearby, then it's a whole new set of problem.

Hasn't there been a couple of cases here where a guy didn't pay the girl because of the same issue and the girl put an alert out on them here saying the guy ripped them of? Maybe before they put an alert out on the guy right after the guy has left, they should stick their finger in their vagina and smell it first before reaching for their iPhone to go on here.

A girl will check to make sure she doesn't have any body odors and put the palm of her hand up to her mouth to make sure that her breath doesn't smell; so why not go one step further and check to make sure her vagina doesn't smell?

I can guarantee you many ladies will come in here and say that if that's the case, (that a guy is cutting a session short because of their hygiene issue) then you don't have to pay them so they can save face in this thread but in real life, they will still want their money even if you cut the session short to just a few minutes actual time spend.

I can also tell from reading some of the responses from the ladies here and guys that some of them do not take this thread seriously until it happens to them.

[Horsemancummeth]

I've worked with horses and cattle most of my life. Mucking a horse stall can be about as tough and strong of odor as there is. What's crazy is I love the smell of a horse stall or cattle truck.

But when a ladies vagina completely overrides the horse and cattle smell you just cant ignore it. All you want to do is try to wash it off. It's as if it sticks to your nose hair. But luckily that has only happened a few times.
But I think another point is being overlooked here that ladies have to tolerate. Ladies dont just have a mens odor to tolerate they also have to overcome fat and ugly men. And there is nothing that you can do to cover this up. That is one of the reasons I respect the ladies on here. And another reason I will never use a derogatory word in talking about them. I think most providers should be anointed for SaintHood. You just cant hide ugly and fat. No white knight here. I'm saying what isnt talked about to often. So ladies now have odor,fat and ugly. What about oily hair. Lol. Just kidding. Thanks to every lady that chooses to try and make us happy.

[CG2014]

Any lady who doesn't make sure her vagina doesn't smell by checking it with her finger while she is getting ready for an upcoming session has no business being a provider - it means she doesn't take pride in her appearance, she doesn't take this profession seriously, she doesn't care about her customers and she is only in it to get a quick buck.

Again let me REITERATE, a lady TAKING A SHOWER or a BATH before a session is NICE and APPRECIATED by us guys but it doesn't get rid of vaginal odors - SHOWERS and BATHS are good for the EXTERIOR of her body and NOT GOOD for the INTERIOR of her body: a vagina is a CAVITY.

If you are in a session and the guy stops it and tells you your vagina smells, don't get defensive and take offense: check your vagina for yourself by using your finger test, apologize, excuse yourself and go clean yourself up.

DON'T BE THAT BITCH THAT ARGUES YOUR VAGINA IS SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE THAT OR THAT IT DOESN'T SMELL ! NO ONE LIKES THAT BITCH!

Then come back and finish the session and don't forget the extend the session by exact amount of time it took you to clean yourself up - something that you should had done before the guy got there.

[Analeese]

Take some pride in your personal hygiene ladies....your snatch is what’s putting food on the table and keeping lights on at the house ...ewwww yuckkkk

[BBW Katrina]

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[CG2014]

Oh...

.... and you can have 1,000 YES reviews ...

.... but ...

it only takes

ONE

You have a Smelly Vagina NO review to ruin your business...



Guys treat a woman with ONE Smelly Vagina NO Review the same as they would treat Hester with The Scarlet Letter

Everyone just tends to stays away.

Sure we guys HEART Vaginas.

But we LOVE NOT waking up one morning to find our penises separating from our bodies and falling off a lot more than we love Vaginas.

It's very simple.

Do you want to be remembered as this woman???



Or do you want to be remembered as THIS woman?

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by kochu

Thanks for this important post OP.

I have come across quite a few ladies that didn't smell good down there. I stop the session in most of those occasions and leave and will never go back to that lady. For me, it is too awkward to tell them.

I'm the opposite of you, I would tell her that her pussy stinks and to wash it good. Whenever I'm planning some play time, I like to text a few hours before with "get it extra fresh and smooth for me" If they're a regular I tell them what's to come play by play on the way up. Gets me going on the drive over there