Official cliq business ONLY

[Guest110920]

At the title states, this is only to be used for official cliq business. Penalties for other usage will be...severe.

To the mod: I know what you're thinking. Move it to Sandbox. I urge you to reconsider, because this is hobby releated. The cliq is a secret society dedicated to undermining the Arkansas hobby from within. You were warned about us repeatedly. Here and here and here and here and here. But did you heed the warnings? You did not. Now, here we are, hiding in plain sight. Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...

Sincerely,

The cliq

[Guest110920]

Does anyone know how the fuck to spell our name? Cliq? Kliq? Clique? Anyone?

[Guest110920]

Be vigilant for signs and portents of the anticliq, for she may post among us again soon.

[Parttimehobbyist]

Oh Fuck me...here we go again.

(Reaches for Orville's popcorn with extra butter and some of that bacon seasoning).

[Ginger Doll]

Sometimes I use my tits as weapons.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Sometimes I use my tits as weapons.

"...and you shall know her by her tits," just as foretold in The Prophecy. Long live the cliq!

[Guest110920]

25 of 38 members still have not paid their dues for the last fiscal quarter. Let's get with the program. We're trying to change the world here, people. That doesn't happen for free.

[Guest110920]

Anyone wishing to join the clique may do so merely by speaking out in one of the threads linked in the OP. You will be automatically added when the anticliq responds. If you get a poem, you may qualify for a leadership role.

[Coyote83462]

So in the hobby there is a "Secret Society" and I thought that was strictly political.... I like "clique"... Never been invited??? Just got to know who is the president before I pay my dues!!!

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Coyote83462

So in the hobby there is a "Secret Society" and I thought that was strictly political.... I like "clique"... Never been invited??? Just got to know who is the president before I pay my dues!!!

That information is given on a need to know basis. You must have faith to join the cliq. Joining instructions are in the post above yours.

[Warden639]

What are the initiation processes of the shadowy Klyk? Is the summoning of dread eldritch abominations from Beyond, filled with passionate malice for all humanity, in unspeakably sanity-warping rituals, mandatory or optional?

One hears rumors.

[Guest110920]

Originally Posted by Warden639

What are the initiation processes of the shadowy Klyk? Is the summoning of dread eldritch abominations from Beyond, filled with passionate malice for all humanity, in unspeakably sanity-warping rituals, mandatory or optional?

Yes.

[Guest110920]

Looking at chicken guts has revealed that the anticliq may be on the way back to post. Do not despair. Recite The Litany if needed to control your fear.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[Guest110920]

CODE PURPLE! CODE PURPLE! Bring your equipment and meet your teams at the designated rendezvous points to await further instructions. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT...THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[Guest110920]

OK, it was a drill. No one really commits if they think it's a drill though.