Review: (Germany) FKK Dietzenbach: Pounding the Gypsies for my birthday week

[KosherCowboy]

Date: Dec 5-7, Dec 9-12
Name: Ramona, Dani, Erika, Neko, Ema, Susi, Laura, Valentina ( several multiple times or in doubles)
Contact Info: +49 6074 47360 ( No need call, just go)
URL / Website: Worthless site but it is http://www.fkk-63128dietzenbach.com/
General Area: Voltastraße 4, 63128 Dietzenbach, Germany
Activities: Kissing, blowjobs, pussy eating and sex
Session Length: 30 min
Fee: 40E per plus 35E entry ( 20E before noon), think I dropped maybe 1000 Euros here.
Hair Length and Color: Short Brunettes and long brunettes some medium hair, same with the blonds, long, medium and short.
Age: 22-34 range for all
Smoking Status: All of them are chain smokers
Physical Description: All had dark eyes, varying heights from Ramona ( very short) to Ema ( very tall) and everything in between. Most of their tits are natural and a couple have purchased them, very few. Erika was the heaviest, Ramona/Susi probably the lightest. Looks vary, Ema is worthy of a ' real club' in looks the others in the average ranges..
Recommendation: Yes

[KCQuestor]

Great report, KK. Glad you found your new home. I love this opener, which may be the longest single sentence I have ever seen written:

I planned out of my eight days this past week to spend three days at Sharks where men fall in love with their favourite Sharks and shower them with vacations, gifts, tons of Euros and buy in to the fantasy that they are playboys when they do not realize they are pay boys handing over crisp and clean 50 and 100 Euro notes and are in denial that they are being used and still think they are playboys and cry at home when their Shark blocks them from their social media or What'sApp and swear off Germany and five days at that disgusting day care center up in Dietzenbach where the lowest of the lowest class of mongers in Germany go to fuck nasty trashy women that get fucked up to 15 or 20 times a day and they too feel like they are playboys tossing their broke Gypsies crumpled up and greasy 20,10 and 5 notes but when they walk out the door and that large black metal gate slams shut and locks them out of Alice's they do realize they are merely nothing but pay boys yet they are proud of the fact they were used and proudly book their next trip to Germany once home.

[KosherCowboy]

Originally Posted by KCQuestor

Great report, KK. Glad you found your new home. I love this opener, which may be the longest single sentence I have ever seen written:

it is a run on sentence for sure, I was too excited thinking about the Gypsies...they are going to cost me about 150 Euros in cigarettes as the regulars asked for American smokes. I will survive the hit, the last 5 days have been very hard on them and they aren't getting any appointments the German men are all broke now they spent all their X-mas money.

and as promised I will pay your entry and for your first Gypsy when you do appear at the Gates of Dietzenbach, hell I will buy you two Gypsies !

after all it is you who got me stuck on this place after we bailed on the greedy ,arrogant, and unappreciative stuck up Sharks. They are still fun to fuck too just have to play their game.

I still can't locate where I wrote I would never show up here, this place is disgusting and for losers and the women junk. That is the paragraph I need for ' my records and future literary works'; January trip is fast approaching...

[SpursFan]

JHC

You might as well retire in Frankfurt.

SF

[loveitdou]

Wow!

[KosherCowboy]

Originally Posted by loveitdou

Wow!

I'm running out of steam, day 7 of 10 today...Going to have to have some extra strong Viagra cocktails between the troches, the pills and the the gel packs ( the best form)

My newest Queen is in Darmstadt and she has already clipped me for 500 Euros this trip and she is eating away at this month's market gains. I'm like the English guys now going broke thanks to the Sharks and I am sure in two weeks my WhatsApp will be going off with ' send money' or ' When are you coming back baby'

By the way, you need to hire my avatar, she is the poster girl of why fucking in Europe blows away the USA...

Originally Posted by SpursFan

JHC

You might as well retire in Frankfurt.

SF

I am thinking Madrid or the southern coast of Spain. For now it is cheaper to travel here than move here, if the DOW hits 30K that may change

Germany really is a fun country, these fucking bastards who live in Europe can drive to real pussy ( or train it) any day of the week...

Sadly the USA is a sexual prison as is France, Italy and the Scandinavian countries ( those guys are real hard core perverts too) , even the Europeans laugh at us as did my Shark last night when she added in my phone number and saw the pictures of what I pay for in the USA. I was very embarrassed but she understands now why I come here.

It's worth every Euro unfortunately the dollar is in the fucking shitter now.

I kind of wish we lost the two wars to England, we might actually have real whoring. In the USA we can own a gun legally but can't get a blowjob. How fucked up is that !! I can not even smoke my favorite brand of cigarettes in the privacy of my own home and go to McDonalds and get the Big Mac special but any schmuck on the street can go to McDonald's and stand in line with me with a loaded pistol in his pocket...