Merry Christmas
Snow is like a cock, it's measured in inches, soft to the touch, cums when u least expect it and it never gets as deep as you'd like it. Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you! Be careful this winter! Whoever stops this will be unhappy for the first 5 months of 2018. Send this to 9 halfway decent friends! LMAO.Had to keep it going!! Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst,but a cactus can. Not every retard can read,but look at you go, little buddy . Today,you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals.You hang in there cupcake,because you're Fucking
special to me,and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon-eating Motherfucker! MERRY CHRISTMAS
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