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10-28-2017, 06:45 PM
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A blast from the past
Below is my review of Horny_Heidi of TOS from January 4-th in 2012. This is one of a series of reviews which made me so famous in the Pittsburgh's prostitution area. After all, all I am is honest. You draw your own conclusions whether you like descriptive and in details review like this one or basic content-lacking shitty reviews.
After that was it that a handful of so-called "providers" commenced verbal attacks on me and then some members on this site changed their minds and started supporting these providers and starting having "a problem" with me.
Not that I give a fucking fuck about it or them, but enjoy reading this blast from the past and learn how good reviews should look like.
Well here we go again! I had nothing to do tonight and was fooling around the site and came across this provider and decided to contact her. She was on her way to station square to meet up with some friends and had an hour before that, so I had her stop by for some preparation for the meeting .
She arrived a bit early but that was not an issue although I had to run to the fucking 7-11 to get some more cash out.
When she walked in we talked for about 5 mins and then we started mutual undressing. It was not too long before we were standing stark naked in front of each other. I started feeling her up and we commenced some DFK. I was like "AHHHHHH FUCK YEAH BABY MMMMMMMMM AHHHHHHH YEAH FUCK!".
A few moments later we hopped in the bed and she started blowing my huge and thick "prickston dickinson" and I was pleasently surprised to find out that she really knew what she was doing down there. She also said my dong was quite above average and that is where I decided to test her abilities. I started sticking it deeper into her throat as I was pushing her head from the top and occasionally the push down was so intense she got tears in her eyes a little bit and chocked on that prick a few times. I had to give her a break, which of course I did. Then we proceeded with the same activities for some more time as she was paying attention to the balls and was giving me a great look with her eyes right into mine. It was a pleasurable sight to watch as her face is so cute, even cuter when being fucked. I also rubbed my huge dick all over her cute face, nose, hair, everywhere and was like" OH YEAH SWEETY FUUUUUUCK YOU LIKE THAT DICK, DON'T YOU? AHHHHHH SHIIIIIIT THIS FEELS SO FUCKIGN GOOD HONEY AHHHHHHHH - MMMMMMMMM SWEETY MMMMM YEAH - DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW MMMMMMM YEAH SUCKING MY DICK AHHHHH FUUUUCKKK YEAAAHHHH - YOU LIKE THAT DICK DON'T YA? "
A little later, the cover went on and we screwed for a few minutes. After that she kneeled down on the floor and I facialized her so much that I was like " AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHH UH UH UHH FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHH HOLY MOTHER-FUCKING SHIT - SORRY BABY, THIS WAS WAY TOO MUCH SPERM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE SWEETY HOLY FUCK!!!" She smiled at me and couldn't believe the amount of seed I sprayed all over her cute face. It did feel great along with everything else. You could tell she enjoyed it and she also mentioned she loved an occasional abuse on her face.
We then took a short break of about ten minutes and talked for a little bit. Her appointment at station square was due soon so I had her give me a handjob before she left on the bed and when I reached climax again as she was spanking my monkey I squirted so much that I gave myself a facial. I also made my bed so messy I had to replace my sheets after she left.
If you like cute faces she is worth seeing. Her face is very very very cute. I won't get tired of sayign that because it is.
Thank you for reading me.
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10-28-2017, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by tatasddd
Below is my review of Horny_Heidi of TOS from January 4-th in 2012. This is one of a series of reviews which made me so famous in the Pittsburgh's prostitution area. After all, all I am is honest. You draw your own conclusions whether you like descriptive and in details review like this one or basic content-lacking shitty reviews.
After that was it that a handful of so-called "providers" commenced verbal attacks on me and then some members on this site changed their minds and started supporting these providers and starting having "a problem" with me.
Not that I give a fucking fuck about it or them, but enjoy reading this blast from the past and learn how good reviews should look like.
Well here we go again! I had nothing to do tonight and was fooling around the site and came across this provider and decided to contact her. She was on her way to station square to meet up with some friends and had an hour before that, so I had her stop by for some preparation for the meeting .
She arrived a bit early but that was not an issue although I had to run to the fucking 7-11 to get some more cash out.
When she walked in we talked for about 5 mins and then we started mutual undressing. It was not too long before we were standing stark naked in front of each other. I started feeling her up and we commenced some DFK. I was like "AHHHHHH FUCK YEAH BABY MMMMMMMMM AHHHHHHH YEAH FUCK!".
A few moments later we hopped in the bed and she started blowing my huge and thick "prickston dickinson" and I was pleasently surprised to find out that she really knew what she was doing down there. She also said my dong was quite above average and that is where I decided to test her abilities. I started sticking it deeper into her throat as I was pushing her head from the top and occasionally the push down was so intense she got tears in her eyes a little bit and chocked on that prick a few times. I had to give her a break, which of course I did. Then we proceeded with the same activities for some more time as she was paying attention to the balls and was giving me a great look with her eyes right into mine. It was a pleasurable sight to watch as her face is so cute, even cuter when being fucked. I also rubbed my huge dick all over her cute face, nose, hair, everywhere and was like" OH YEAH SWEETY FUUUUUUCK YOU LIKE THAT DICK, DON'T YOU? AHHHHHH SHIIIIIIT THIS FEELS SO FUCKIGN GOOD HONEY AHHHHHHHH - MMMMMMMMM SWEETY MMMMM YEAH - DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW MMMMMMM YEAH SUCKING MY DICK AHHHHH FUUUUCKKK YEAAAHHHH - YOU LIKE THAT DICK DON'T YA? "
A little later, the cover went on and we screwed for a few minutes. After that she kneeled down on the floor and I facialized her so much that I was like " AH AH AHHHHHHHHHHH UH UH UHH FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHH HOLY MOTHER-FUCKING SHIT - SORRY BABY, THIS WAS WAY TOO MUCH SPERM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE SWEETY HOLY FUCK!!!" She smiled at me and couldn't believe the amount of seed I sprayed all over her cute face. It did feel great along with everything else. You could tell she enjoyed it and she also mentioned she loved an occasional abuse on her face.
We then took a short break of about ten minutes and talked for a little bit. Her appointment at station square was due soon so I had her give me a handjob before she left on the bed and when I reached climax again as she was spanking my monkey I squirted so much that I gave myself a facial. I also made my bed so messy I had to replace my sheets after she left.
If you like cute faces she is worth seeing. Her face is very very very cute. I won't get tired of sayign that because it is.
Thank you for reading me.
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You’re such a stud. All 5’8” and 150lbs of Bulgarian stud muffin. Before you hit the RTM button, you stated you weighed 150lbs in a different thread. You like Hos that weigh as much as you. You are a little man., A Ho who weighs 150lbs is a big Ho. But this is the hobby, to each his own.
Where are my Kumquats!!!!!!!
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10-28-2017, 07:42 PM
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Exactly to each his own. Skinny women do next to nothing to me. And yes, I am a stud, unlike you. Give us your description other than having a car that costs more than a house in Verona.
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10-28-2017, 07:47 PM
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Exactly to each his own. Skinny women do next to nothing to me. And yes, I am a stud, unlike you. Give us your description other than having a car that costs more than a house in Verona.
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6’3”, 260lbs. Full head of hair(you’re bald) and have a nice car and house. Actually 3 cars.
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10-28-2017, 07:52 PM
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6’3”, 260lbs. Full head of hair(you’re bald) and have a nice car and house. Actually 3 cars.
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If I ever am 260 lbs I'd probably hide at home all the time. I am glad you have a 30 year mortgage and 3 cars on credit. Well done. As stated earlier you are living the dream. Give us NET WORTH which is not telling us what you "have" but is what you have MINUS LIABILITY and you will come to a complete and total ZERO, if not worse.
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10-28-2017, 07:54 PM
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6’3”, 260lbs. Full head of hair(you’re bald) and have a nice car and house. Actually 3 cars.
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Now, now Bam - let's be fair, you may have 3 nice cars and a house but I believe I read on here before that Tats has a Section 8 apartment, oh and the PAT bus is always available.
Plus I bet you he has you beat being a virgin til he was 26 and not seeing his first hooker til he was 30
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10-28-2017, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by berryberry
Now, now Bam - let's be fair, you may have 3 nice cars and a house but I believe I read on here before that Tats has a Section 8 apartment, oh the and PAT bus is always available.
Plus I bet you he has you beat being a virgin til he was 26 and not seeing his first hooker til he was 30
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You don't even know what section 8 is. In fact neither do I as I've never needed it. You are daydreaming. I am commencing to worry about you.
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10-28-2017, 08:08 PM
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You don't even know what section 8 is. In fact neither do I as I've never needed it. You are daydreaming. I am commencing to worry about you.
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You are lying little “man”. You indeed know what section 8 is and also know the stench of cat piss which permeates your section 8 apartment. I own two cars and lease one for my business. I’ll own my home soon. You own nothing. Never will. You’re a mere grifter. Just struggling to get thru life. You will never be 6’3”, or have a full head of hair. If I was 5’”8 I like you, I might weigh 175, because I have more muscle mass than you little man. But since I’m 6’3”, I weigh 260lbs and don’t pay hookers that weigh 150lbs.
Where are my Kumquats!!!!!!!!
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10-28-2017, 08:14 PM
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You are lying little “man”. You indeed know what section 8 is and also know the stench of cat piss which permeates your section 8 apartment. I own two cars and lease one for my business. I’ll own my home soon. You own nothing. Never will. You’re a mere grifter. Just struggling to get thru life. You will never be 6’3”, or have a full head of hair. If I was 5’”8 I like you, I might weigh 175, because I have more muscle mass than you little man. But since I’m 6’3”, I weigh 260lbs and don’t pay hookers that weigh 150lbs.
Where are my Kumquats!!!!!!!!
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Dreams dreams dreams!!! I have a lot more than you ever will. The best? I did not have to do shit for it.
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10-28-2017, 08:27 PM
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Dreams dreams dreams!!! I have a lot more than you ever will. The best? I did not have to do shit for it.
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http://halls.md/average-height-men-height-weight/
If you read the link, the “average” height for an American male is 5’10”. You are below average. Which isn’t surprising because you’re a below average human being. Whats the average height of a Bulgarian male? Maybe you should wear a toupee. It may add an inch or two. Get an Afro, maybe 3 or 4 inches!!!!!!!!!
Hey Tatts, you got any Beemans? I’ll pay you back tomorrow.
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10-28-2017, 08:30 PM
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Haha the truth hurts, doesn't it mister credit? The average American is in debt to the eybealls. You make no exception but your talk is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big , you are sooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooood!!!!
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10-28-2017, 08:48 PM
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Haha the truth hurts, doesn't it mister credit? The average American is in debt to the eybealls. You make no exception but your talk is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big , you are sooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooood!!!!
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No little fella, the truth sets you free. And your no more than a warden of the state. It is you that depends on others for your pathetic existence. I pay my way. I’ve earned what Ihave. You will shortly unburden us for your existence. You will return to the socialist utopia in Bulgaria. You will live in your mother’s abode and do what you do best. Service men.
Where are my Kumquats!!!!!!!
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10-28-2017, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bambino
No little fella, the truth sets you free. And your no more than a warden of the state. It is you that depends on others for your pathetic existence. I pay my way. I’ve earned what Ihave. You will shortly unburden us for your existence. You will return to the socialist utopia in Bulgaria. You will live in your mother’s abode and do what you do best. Service men.
Where are my Kumquats!!!!!!!
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Let me set the record straight...my mother lives in my place , not vice-versa, and I don't have to pay anybody anything. For the last ten years I've blown more money on whores than your pathetic house costs.
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10-28-2017, 09:03 PM
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Let me set the record straight...my mother lives in my place , not vice-versa, and I don't have to pay anybody anything. For the last ten years I've blown more money on whores than your pathetic house costs.
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I’ve blown more money on Hos than you. And where did your mom live before she had the blessed moment when she squirted you out like a wet turd? You own nothing. Never did, never will. Except a few Kumquats. Now go get yourself some juicey fruit and settle down like a Good Bulgarian.
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10-28-2017, 09:06 PM
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I’ve blown more money on Hos than you. And where did your mom live before she had the blessed moment when she squirted you out like a wet turd? You own nothing. Never did, never will. Except a few Kumquats. Now go get yourself some juicey fruit and settle down like a Good Bulgarian.
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Go easy on the name calling guy.
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