Go Astros!

[Yssup Rider]

What a great sport.

No wonder you like to hear that growls raspy voice behind you saying, “take a deep breath big boy!”

You will NOT piss on our campfire, shithead.

You’ll piss on the underside of your own low hanging gut.

We’ll see you in the NBA playoffs ... oops.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

What a great sport.

No wonder you like to hear that growls raspy voice behind you saying, “take a deep breath big boy!”

You will NOT piss on our campfire, shithead.

You’ll piss on the underside of your own low hanging gut.

We’ll see you in the NBA playoffs ... oops.

Look ya dumb fucking pig, do you really want to debate which town has a richer sports history? The Penguins are going for a 3 peat. The Rockets don’t have a snowballs chance in Houston of winning the NBA title you stupid pig. And how many WS games have you attended in Houston? I’ve been to two WINNING series in Pittsburgh. I was only 2yrs old during the 60 series. Which is still one of the biggest upsets in sports history. As is Maz’s Walk off homer to win the series one of the most famous moments in sports history. The Buccos sent the great Mickey Mantle Home crying. Speaking of great sports moment, how about the Immaculate Reception? Ranks right up there. While I’m on the subject of the NFL. How many Houston teams have won a Super Bowl? Well, the Steelers have 6 and I’ve been to two of them. The Astros haven’t won anything yet. So go fuck yourself.


OOOPS

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

What if Altuve is an illegal?

As usual you shot your mouth off without know the FACTS!

You didn't see his "anchor baby"? Didn't think so.

It's hard to see the World with your head stuck up your ass.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by bambino

And guess what PIGLER WEINERSTEIN, Houston has the most fat people of any city in the US! That explains everything about you. You grew up ogling fat guys. Dreaming of their cocks.

He's not allowed off the freeway as he passes through Houston. They have routing signs for HazMat and WideLoad transporting.

Austin suits him better and he suits Austin better.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

He's not allowed off the freeway as he passes through Houston. They have routing signs for HazMat and WideLoad transporting.

Austin suits him better and he suits Austin better.

I guess with no zoning laws in Houston, his 3rd generation Houstontonian family has a famous gloryhole next to a TexMex restaurant.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by bambino

Yeah, Houston’s a wonderful town.

I'm not "from Houston" and don't live "IN HOUSTON," but the article is dated "October 25, 2005" ... and I can understand why "Houston" is disliked ... which is why EXXON didn't move INTO HOUSTON, but next door, like NASA, ET AL.

"The Smell of Money"!


"The Smell of Burnt Money"!

[nevergaveitathought]

Been an astros fan even before the astros

The old colt 45's

I wanted a radio for Christmas

Every Christmas all the boys would list three items, their first, second and third choice for a present

You'd get one of the three, five dollars or less of course, they'd tend to not follow your preference but get you the first of the three they came upon

I listed a radio number 1 and I can't recall the other two but I do know I made them outlandish and expensive.

I'd lay in my bunk at night at lights out, wait a bit for the man to think all was quiet
and turn my radio on low to the astros

The announcer, loel passe, I think it was, Larry dierker pitching, and after a strike, "NOW YOU'RE CHUNKIN' IN THERE!", he'd say.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by nevergaveitathought

The old colt 45's

I wanted a radio for Christmas ....

Now, thank God for NASA, we got the best seats in the House!

There and here!

[Jackie S]

Originally Posted by JCM800

I thought for sure we were going to see an old school Yankees/Dodgers matchup.

The TV Networks were hoping as well, a chance to rekindle the old inner city Yankee/Dodger rivalry.

The Astros didn't read the script.

This has the makings of being a great Series.

[dilbert firestorm]

prolly get beat up for saying this.

Houston Astros Shat
LA Dodgers Shat
NY Yanks Shat

[00 gauge]

The Dodgers pitching scares me ..... but the Yankees had better pitching top to bottom than the Astros did ..... maybe another miracle is possible ..... the bats must show up and it's going to take a hell of a coaching job by Hinch bringing in the right relievers in the right situations ..... Go Astros!!! .....

[IIFFOFRDB]

I'm going to turn my TV on for the first time in 2 years!

GO ASTROS!

[WTF]

[WTF]

Originally Posted by bambino

I’m sure you did. You probably made that bet today! What’s the odds on the series fuck nuts? How much you throwing on the Astros so we know ahead of time. I don’t have a dog in the fight but I’d like to see the Astros win. Even tho Houston took a much needed bath, they could use something to celebrate. Ex Pirate Charlie Morton threw a good game last night. BTW, have you and PIGLER got your tickets to that all Texas Super Bowl that he’s oinking about?

I went to game one and had the Astros at -1.5 runs. Fucking homer in the top of the 9th cost me even though we still won 2-1. Stros are up to +150 , Dodgers are at -170.

People keep talking about our weak bullpen but that was before we acquired Justin Verlander. Lance McCullers was hurt for a long stretch.

So now you have a starter back and a new Ace , so the two good middle relievers that were starting are now back in the bullpen. We are much better than the consensus assumes we are. Those relief pitchers that gave up a bunch of runs during the regular season will be regulated to bullpen catchers. Our only problem is we have no lefty arm in the bullpen. Fucking guy we got from Toronto is no better than a batting pitcher!

You are getting good value betting the Astros.

Kinda like betting Atlanta tonight vs the Pats. The Pats are the worst defense in the league and Atlanta lost two games they should have won. Hopefully I did not just jinx my picks because of that loud mouth and tight ass bambino baiting me!




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[bambino]

Originally Posted by WTF

I went to game one and had the Astros at -1.5 runs. Fucking homer in the top of the 9th cost me even though we still won 2-1. Stros are up to +150 , Dodgers are at -170.

People keep talking about our weak bullpen but that was before we acquired Justin Verlander. Lance McCullers was hurt for a long stretch.

So now you have a starter back and a new Ace , so the two good middle relievers that were starting are now back in the bullpen. We are much better than the consensus assumes we are. Those relief pitchers that gave up a bunch of runs during the regular season will be regulated to bullpen catchers. Our only problem is we have no lefty arm in the bullpen. Fucking guy we got from Toronto is no better than a batting pitcher!

You are getting good value betting the Astros.

Kinda like betting Atlanta tonight vs the Pats. The Pats are the worst defense in the league and Atlanta lost two games they should have won. Hopefully I did not just jinx my picks because of that loud mouth and tight ass bambino baiting me!




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You’re right. It took you awhile to slide you tongue in. But like a champ, you got it done.