Gum Job

[Big Stig]

I had an unusual experience last week that I thought was worth sharing. While traveling, I went to the Bistro in my hotel to grab a drink and a bite to eat. I struck up a conversation with a decent looking, seemingly early to mid 30s MILF. Nothing unusual, just freindly conversation. We had a few drinks and the next thing I know we're back in my hotel room making out and getting naked.

She then told me: "I have to tell you something, please dont be freaked out. I have false teeth and I need to remove them to give head. But I promise you, it will be some of the best head you ever got". Well, who am I to argue? At least I was pretty sure I'd be getting a BJ.

Well, I'm here to tell you that it was definitely some of the best head ever. It felt like nothing I've ever experienced. She was right. Talking afterwards I had to ask why she had false teeth at her age. She totally admitted that she had gone through some serious addictions years earlier that had destroyed her teeth. She's now clean and sober and giving amazing gum jobs.

What's not to love about that?

Anyone else experience anything like that before?

[J15202]

Yes I have. Im in my early 40's now and back in the day when AOL was the only game in town i met a 40 year old in one of the chatrooms with a similar story (addiction, dental issues). No money was exchanged but I went to her place and she blew me. I was like a BJ and HJ combined. I never came so fast and so hard before!!!!

[J15202]

When I show up at her place at like 1am I was kinda grossed out about her face. Then she popped her teeth out and I was almost ready to leave but the BJ was so good I saw her like 20 more times till she found a boyfriend or something.

[Atomic Hamster]

It's definitely on my bucket list

[bambino]

Jesus tap dancing Christ, Stig's a gummy bear now! Probably 70% of hookers in Pgh have dentures.

[Big Stig]

Maybe Bam, I dont really track ho dental statistics. But its the first time I've ever experienced it. And I wasn't in Pgh, I was in Fargo, ND.

I don't think I'll be seeking it out, but it was pretty fucking good.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Big Stig

Maybe Bam, I dont really track ho dental statistics. But its the first time I've ever experienced it. And I wasn't in Pgh, I was in Fargo, ND.

I don't think I'll be seeking it out, but it was pretty fucking good.

I'm sure she's quite popular around the Fargo bar scene.

[Big Stig]

She was from St Louis.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Big Stig

She was from St Louis.

There too!

[Dlh]

Stig did u hobby there 2? Or would you have if gummy girl didnt blow it for u?

[fstballsrus]

Hey Stig see my post on the CL thread

[chizzy]

if there is a website for hooking up with 70 year olds, i'm sure stig is researching it as we speak

[Big Stig]

Dlh, no I had no hobby plans for Fargo. If you think Pittsburgh is bad...

Chizzy, I'll let you know what I find out about the 70 year old provider scene. You can take it from there.

[tolstoy]

As the national opiate-crisis "expands" all over the US, in North Dakota and in St. Louis and in Western PA, then expect to encounter Both more hookers AND more civilian-women with "false-teeth".....

"The hobby", opiates, "false teeth", stellar blowjobs- it's all a mix, folks....

Sure, Stig clarified the woman was a "civilian". I assume a certain-Large percent of local PGH providers are opiate-addicts. I have met SA girls for "meet and greets" and just-looking-at-them made me conclude they are opiate addicts. Some SA girls admit it freely- they are (or are Not) "in recovery", etc.

Again- "the hobby", opiates, "false teeth", stellar (and bad) blowjobs. It's all part of the same mix, folks.....

[ron32]

Sure she wasn't an indys pro? Older, no teeth, etc... lol