Are you sure your hygiene is acceptable

[Lisagayle]

Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

This is a great thread and very beneficial and informative!!

Let me see if I've got this straight. Bathe and use soap AND water...right?!?

Got it! Thanks!! You guys are the best!!!

Last but not least.... For the love of God, make sure there are no shit tickets hanging out of your ass crack!!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

This is a great thread and very beneficial and informative!!

Let me see if I've got this straight. Bathe and use soap AND water...right?!?

Got it! Thanks!! You guys are the best!!!

Damn NE okietards, you forgot to rinse and repeat.

[Ed Highlight]

Originally Posted by Lisagayle

Last but not least.... For the love of God, make sure there are no shit tickets hanging out of your ass crack!!

Now why did you have to quote ME when you posted this in large bold font?!? Did somebody tell you something about me? Did I leave you a present or something?? Damn, just when I thought I was catching on to the whole soap AND water thing....

[yitzchak]

Sometimes I go pee-pee in my poopy.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Now why did you have to quote ME when you posted this in large bold font?!? Did somebody tell you something about me? Did I leave you a present or something??

Common knowledge?

[Lhoppy]

I looked it up on google--going to start using the wax paper ph strips


Many vagina owners don’t realize that semen can be the cause of unpleasant smells from their lady bits, but there are actually a few reasons a man’s “elixir” may cause your yoni some distress.

Like anything that contains proteins, the smell of semen changes when it decomposes inside the vagina.

But that’s not to say you should douche or wash inside your vagina, because that will weaken your vagina’s own immune system!

Vaginas are amazing self-cleansing pleasure palaces with an immune system of their own.

The key to optimum functioning of this system lies in its pH and a sufficient amount of healthy bacteria. A healthy vagina is fairly acidic, with a pH value between 3.8 – 4.5, which is perfect for the healthy bacteria to thrive, but too acidic for “bad” bacteria to grow.

When the pH becomes more alkaline, i.e. a higher number on the pH scale, it becomes a great place for “bad” bacteria to grow, which will produce a different kind of vaginal smell.

So, healthy vaginas are supposed to have a certain odor. But in the case when the smell changes after your partner has ejaculated inside you, why does this happen?

Semen has a pH of 7.2 – 8, which, when ejaculated into the vagina will affect the vaginal pH balance temporarily. If the immune system of the vagina is healthy to start, with an acidic pH value, and a sufficient amount of healthy bacteria, the occasional dose of semen normally won’t cause any trouble.

[clitlicker7]

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[Melissa Madyson]

Wait I just saw this ...lol YES cleanliness is way in the top 1 million or so for me... My X used to tell me that I take so many baths that I was gonna pay the water bill at our house.
I was like OK and...lmao

I bathe in bubbles, good body wash, I shower, and I soak all my lady parts every day @ least 3 times per day. And If I am seeing clients more than that.
I scrub every inch of myself, and I even take my face rag, and get all up in my vag jj & Booty hole.....I hate people who wash their bodies but forget to wash the holes.

For a guy, I want him groomed and smelling like good men's body wash, and please wear good boxers or briefs.

If you need any help washing up, I will gladly bathe you in bubbles and scrub you down.

M.M.

[yitzchak]

Yea. If you don't brush your teeth, your mouth actually becomes cleaner, because brushing your teeth will weaken your mouth's own immune system. The same is true for your asshole. Cleaning is very harmful to your body. It also peels layers from your earth aura. You need that to communicate with the galactic super soul.

[Guest033019]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

Sometimes I go pee-pee in my poopy.

WTF