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I need barbecue nachos.
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07-21-2017, 05:43 PM
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Anything BBQ is good
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07-23-2017, 12:00 AM
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Why am I awake right now
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07-23-2017, 01:56 AM
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I know why I am awake now.
Just got back from work and listening to a youtube lecture Brittany asked me to listen to.
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07-23-2017, 06:46 PM
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#650
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Why don't Cheetos come with gloves?
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07-23-2017, 07:36 PM
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#651
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Why don't Cheetos come with gloves?
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There's a joke I only halfway remember about a guy going to see the doctor because his dick turned orange. He's been jerking off and eating Cheetos...
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07-23-2017, 07:54 PM
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#652
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Originally Posted by SpankyJ
There's a joke I only halfway remember about a guy going to see the doctor because his dick turned orange. He's been jerking off and eating Cheetos...
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Thanks, Google. 
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A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is orange." Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guys penis isnt orange. Doc tells the guy, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a persons life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, "How are things going at work?" The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, "No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, Im getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." So the doc figures this isnt the reason.
He asks the guy, "Hows your home life?" The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.
He inquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?" The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos."
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07-23-2017, 09:08 PM
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Lol, that's the one! 
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07-25-2017, 10:18 PM
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"Odd for a men's restroom to not have any urinals in it," I thought to myself...
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07-25-2017, 10:19 PM
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Wow, forget halfway, I didn't even 1/4 way remember it!
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07-25-2017, 11:57 PM
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✨Tu Dioas✨
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I commend the ladies that can take weeks on tours.
Although I have lots of place to see and lots of people to do.. I'm definitely a home body!!
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07-26-2017, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Nova Nwa
I commend the ladies that can take weeks on tours.
Although I have lots of place to see and lots of people to do.. I'm definitely a home body!!
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I do tour for weeks at a time but only a couple times a year… I'm a huge homebody, as well!
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07-28-2017, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Mar 15, 2016
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My department is getting moved from a satellite office with no security cameras back to the main office with security cameras... There goes the opportunity to indulge one of my fantasies.
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07-28-2017, 10:55 PM
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I'd like to liven this place up a little bit but for once I have no ideas for any new shit to post. Curious.
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07-28-2017, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by JdeHog
My department is getting moved from a satellite office with no security cameras back to the main office with security cameras... There goes the opportunity to indulge one of my fantasies.
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When one door closes, another opens. Now you can have the chance at being a security camera porn star!
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