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Originally Posted by MISCREANT
Are you a hooker on a hooker board? Aren't you trolling?
Who's life is more sad, the person who HAS to sell themselves for money or the person who CHOOSES buy it.
I'm guessing we have the better deal.
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Nah
I live in a gated house.
Rent and bill free.
Car given to me, title in my name.
I drive a minivan most of the time though
Salary that I put away since my student loans are paid for.
Unless you count my roth ira.
Health, dental, and optical insurance.
I'm a live-in-nanny.
The kids are on vaca with their grand parents.
The wife is on a wine tour.
The husband is recovering from a vasectomy.
I'm a hooker when I want to be.
I get off on being a hooker, it's my fetish.
This ginger has a slight sunburn from falling asleep by the pool.