I have often fantasized about doing.....

[Buddys Place]

An upper decker. That's when you take a crap on the tank of the toilet rather than the bowl. I would like to to do this at a bar on 6th St in austin preferably. I have also wanted to try getting a blumpkin from a lady while doing an upper decker.

[dickus]

Just curious~~~what's the fun of defecating into the tank of a toilet?

[cowboy8055]

Originally Posted by dickus

Just curious~~~what's the fun of defecating into the tank of a toilet?

Probably depends on the mental status of the individual.

[Buddys Place]

Different strokes for different folks!

Let's not forget chuck berry liked to have his face shat on. That is gross. Upper Deckers and blumpkins would be better.

[bigmiketwo]

would like to be fucked by a beautiful TS while having a hot lady sit on my face and both of them pulling on my dick and balls. That's a big item on my bucket list!

[Souper]

Check your meds Buddy.

[Buddys Place]

Originally Posted by Souper

Check your meds Buddy.

I agree. Anyone who fucks a man dressed as a woman is nasty.

[Alyssa71]

Op as you mentioned in your comments, "different strokes for different folks"

[justabloke]

Well if nothing else I now know what a blumpkin is. Sorry, I get the different strokes thing but this upper decker thing is just nasty. Don't forget that some poor sod has to deal with your nasty fantasy.

[HeatMissile]

As gross as it sounds, there probably wouldn't be much to notice about it unless he left the top off the tank for the next user to see inside it. After another flush (or several, depending) the "results" would be forced into the bowl & on out.

Imagine the surprise of someone who just took only a piss to see a bunch of shit flood the bowl when he flushed afterward. Yeah - weird, harmless, pointless...

[tandyscone]

Some fantasies are fun to think about but you never intend to do. Other fantasies you hope to fulfill some day. I hope this is one you never intend to do.

Different strokes for different folks, BUT all the folks involved should be consenting to the activity. Doing an upper decker in a bar is involving others without their consent.

[Revenant]

Originally Posted by Buddys Place

An upper decker. That's when you take a crap on the tank of the toilet rather than the bowl. I would like to to do this at a bar on 6th St in austin preferably. I have also wanted to try getting a blumpkin from a lady while doing an upper decker.

Why do you have to go to a bar on 6th Street? Why not take a shit on (or in?) the toilet tank in your own home?

Oh, yeah. Now I remember. Because you are an anti-social prick that likes to antagonize strangers.

[Lexieinhouston]

I honestly try not to judge people & their fetishes (and I've heard it all, lol), but on this I'm going to say...some poor person would have to clean this up and probably someone who's life is already tough enough.

Maybe you can carry out your fantasy and then also hire a cleaner...2 some possibilities maybe?


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[eyefo]

Human beings are "wired" to be repelled by the smell of feces.
This is the body's way of telling us it is full of bacteria and full of disease causing microbes.Feces can and do carry life threatening diseases.

Normal humans either feel compelled to get away from it and/or clean it up and "sanitize" their environment.

Anyone who likes this fetish is "wired" wrong.

Health and safety issues cross the line, and I don't mind being judgmental about that.

[Buddys Place]

When I take a shit in a parking lot or parking garage, I like to get away from it. But I think it's funny that other people will have to see it or even step in it.

Also, women who see it will know that a REAL man is around and get excited. Women can look at a pile of turds and look at the size, texture, color, odor and consistency of my turds and get turned on.