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Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
Paul isn't interested in barebacking hooks, cornholing them, or splooging in their eyeballs. He won't pay the upsell for any of those things because they do not interest him.
He will, however, gladly pay the upsell rate if you girls promise to hold him, stare longingly into his eyes, and tell him he's really not as bad as he thinks he is.
Don't worry Paul, this is all perfectly normal.
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I'm sorry if you misunderstood.... but I'm saving up my six hundred for this... I gotta gay friend getting married soon and I need to come up with a swell bachelor party gift....
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Originally Posted by Lexxxy
I'm sure gay men would love to help your walls fall out.
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Originally Posted by Next Best Thing
My rate is $600 an hour. Upsell for extras.
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I'll throw in an extra 50 if you let him splooge in your eyeballs.....