Until I got in the hobby.
I never thought I would have...
Been fucked in the ass (pegged) by a beautiful lady and enjoyed it.
Made two girls come at the same time (yes it was real)
Make a girl cum just by putting my finger in her ass.
Get robed by a girls driver (once in the '80's and '90's)
Paid a girl 50 bucks to give me blow job in my room (French Quarter in the 70's) and found out her dick was bigger than mine. Lesson learned "grab the crotch first"
Found out Nymphos are real
And the best one yet...
My stories are better than those I read in Penthouse forum as a kid!