For Fucks Sake.

[The Infamous One]

What is wrong with some people? If you are going to see a girl, wash your fucking junk bro. Jesus. I'm not going near your junk if you 1. Don't wash it. 2. Don't trim it. And for the love of all that is holy, if a girl advertises bng or hh... It's a BNGO or hh not a... lemme see how much I can try to get out of her and try to overstay then wonder why she wasn't enthusiastic. #Hookerproblems#kickrocks#

I swear the next dude that tries any of the above is gonna get it! I'm going to tell you to kick rocks after I turn the shower to ice cold and put icyhot on your balls! That shit pisses me Da fuck off! Get out of here with that bs. If you know you have porn star longevity why the fuck you schedule a BNG?

Rant over. No longer doing hh EVER!!

[easymoney78]

Some peoples kids these days, what can you do

[The Infamous One]

I swear if I had a chankla!

[justaphase]

LOL! Sorry for your troubles, but you do say you love newbies. Here's hoping you have nothing but clean well-shaved clients in the future.

[playingnthedark]

WOW!

[ATF Hobby]

Lol, TIO, I feel for you. I know you're just blowing off some steam, BUT, the stinky winkies will always raise their dirty little heads and the love for the hhr will, most of the time, continue to persuade providers to offer them.

Rant is reasonable and vaild, and I hope your ability to hold your breath (or breathe through your mouth) improves.

As for the answer to your question "What is wrong with some people?", way too many things.

**Takes , a deep breath, "I'm going in"***

[MuchHype]

Seems like an opportunity to put "Personal Ball Washer" on the menu.

[Kitty Bunny Fuck]

Originally Posted by The Infamous One

I swear if I had a chankla!

Oh NO!! She's gonna pull out the Chankla!! Y'all know shit just got REAL!

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by The Infamous One

.... if a girl advertises hh... It's a hh not a...

lemme see how much I can try to get out of her and try to overstay then wonder why she wasn't enthusiastic.

I understood most of it....

BUT.....

How would you KNOW not to be enthusiastic throughout a half hour UP TO THE POINT where you realize that the guy is pushing you for a few extra minutes?

Are you saying you just don't put any enthusiasm into your HH sessions?

Have you considered that YOUR lack of enthusiasm from teh start is what drags it on for past 30 minutes?

[tzv13]

TIO I'm sorry darlin' I'll wash my parts next time. I got overexcited from winning some cash on some scratch offs that I got into a lotto frenzy and forgot to shower. It won't happen again. And I apologize for taking too long...this new heart medication I'm on makes it hard for me to finish sometimes.

[The Infamous One]

I am happy to elaborate, darling.

Originally Posted by Whispers

I understood most of it....

BUT.....

How would you KNOW not to be enthusiastic throughout a half hour UP TO THE POINT where you realize that the guy is pushing you for a few extra minutes?

My first clue would be the obvious lack of hygiene. My second clue would be the "I like to make it last as long as possible" comment, mid session, after scheduling a bng. Another clue would be continually trying to stop you from making him climax during a bng. Once or twice in a few minutes okay not a big deal. But trying to staying over more than a few extra minutes when doing a quick session is just a dick move. I'm not one to watch a clock either. I never have been and I know how to pace a session. I'm generous and usually docile until someone tries to take advantage. And it's happened a few times. Not just once. My three biggest pet peeves are trying to take someone's kindness for weakness, underestimating/insulting my intelligence by trying to get over on me and being stinky & haggling.

Are you saying you just don't put any enthusiasm into your HH sessions? NO. I'm NOT saying that at all.

Have you considered that YOUR lack of enthusiasm from teh start is what drags it on for past 30 minutes? How would you know what my level of enthusiasm is? Just curious. Lol. I try to practice careful consideration in most matters these days. But no. Just no. Not in the several 30 minute sessions I have done. They have turned out to be the same type of clientele. Guys that truly are quick are no problem. I get it. I can accommodate that, sometimes. But the other stuff is just bs.

[Whispers]

Most tend to believe the popularity of 30 minute sessions and BNGs is directly related to the increase in rates beyond what most guys consider reasonable.

Most of these kind of complaints seem to be local in nature.

Visiting whores tend to appreciate the clientele here a bit more.

So much whining from the local whores lately.

[The Infamous One]

Why must you act so unpleasant and offensive? You know what... Don't answer that. I already know the answer! Have a good evening, Whispers.

[The Infamous One]

In order to offend someone, they must first value your opinion.

[saustin]

Originally Posted by The Infamous One

Why must you act so unpleasant and offensive?.

He infested Austin with the "Houston Effect" and remains its most fervent practioner.