Confusion

[OldGent]

Little brother pm me. We need to talk.

[Twain]

Yitzchak......

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Has anyone ever done this for you? No! Because I'm the only one that cares!

[yitzchak]

Originally Posted by Twain

Yitzchak......

I hear you son and I have the answer you have been looking for!

It's Twain's Good Karma Potion:

100% safe - unlike a spell, no harm will ever come to you

Over 50 years experience and thousands of lives transformed

Approved for all religions, faiths and creeds. Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Agnostics, Atheists and all other religions around the world use Twain's Good Karma Potion


I stick with you until you get real results - Guaranteed


That's right Yitzchak my little elixir will transform you into the man you always wanted to be. It will make you irresistible to all women. Instantly give you the life skills you need to feel confident, brilliant in all social situations and clear your mind of guilt and confusion. No woman to this day has been able to resist Twain's Good Karma Potion.


All proceeds are used in Twain's ministry and to feed the homeless!


Just send me $10,000. and I will provide you a lifetime supply of this miracle potion.



Has anyone ever done this for you? No! Because I'm the only one that cares!

Okay. I'll take out a personal loan for 10,000. Do you mine cosigning for me?

[Lexxxy]

What the fuck ? There is no way this is real! Join match.com or j date, eccie isn't for you if you're real...Or...you can be my bf by the hour lmfao it only costs $400 a month to be my daily text buddy, cam while I hang out with my cat, and I'll even text you pics of my cat, food, memes, trump pumpkin my cat and I carved... hell we can even cry together and watch anime bwaahaha

[Wakeup]

I can't believe y'all fell for this shit...morons...

[ck1942]

The words moron, imbecile, and idiot originally meant different things. Originally, in psychology, those who had an IQ between 0 and 25 were considered idiots; IQs between 26 and 50 were considered imbeciles; and those who had an IQ between 51 and 70 were considered morons. These terms were popular in psychology as associated with intelligence on an IQ test until around the 1960s. They were then replaced with the terms “mild retardation,” “moderate retardation,” “severe retardation,” and “profound retardation.”

The word “moron” was coined in 1910 by psychologist Henry H. Goddard and was derived from the ancient Greek word “moros,” which meant “dull.” “Idiot” derives from the ancient Greek, “idio,” meaning “person lacking professional skill” or “mentally deficient person incapable of ordinary reasoning.” Retarded comes from the Latin “retardare,” which means “to make slow, delay, keep back, or hinder.” The first record of its use for someone considered mentally deficient was in 1895.

The first IQ test was created by French psychologists Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon in 1911. This initial test measured intelligence by having children point to their nose and count pennies.

All of the above from an on-line source.

[pyramider]

And all are accurate ...

[Buying a *Way to Heaven]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

Why would she ruin my life for just 5k?

To have 5k to spend. Seems like a no-brainer, that's what people usually want money for. Hell I'd ruin your life for 5k and I don't even know you.

P.S. you're a lying Chak of Yitz.

[yitzchak]

I had a crush on this girl, just like you would any other girl. I liked her a lot and when she asked me for money I couldn't say no, and she said a lot of things that made me feel comfortable with her.

I just thought that if I kept paying her that she would continue to be nice to me, but all of a sudden she stopped being nice even when I sent money and i flipped the fuck out and cried like a little bitch and I feel worthless

[Buying a *Way to Heaven]

Yitzchak, I, too, feel like you're worthless. But you should really imitate the young lady mentioned in another thread who is auctioning off her virginity. I bet you could get 200-300 dollars from the lucky winner who gets to be first to bust up your cornhole. No more virginity for you!

[yitzchak]

I called her iubito meu. I learned like 500 words in her native language. I thought she was the coolest girl in the world, and I crushed on her like a guy would crush on a girl.

This really fucked me up. I'm not a troll, and my story is 100% genuine. I liked her so much, and this feels so terrible. Iubito meu was my shining light for the time we spent together. I know she doesn't like me, and I know I'm a faggot ass punk bitch, but I can't control this emotion. She was more than just a prostitute. She was my best friend for the time we were together. I suppose I was just another horny cock to her, but she was so much more to me.

I'm fucking drunk, and I don't know what else to say. The fact that people think I'm a troll just makes this situation seem all the more ridiculous. Even if I wrote a bad review, I wonder if anyone would take it seriously. This has caused me real stress in my life, and it's effecting everything I do.

I wish that I could be a normal person, but I can't help the emotion. It overpowers everything. I haven't given her name, because I fear that she will become upset and I fear that people here will contact her and laugh at me, because she won't refuse you, she only refused me.

This is torture, not mercy. Heaven is there, where iubito lives, and every cat and dog and little mouse, every unworthy thing, lives there in heaven and may look on her, but I may not. More validity, more courtship lives in carrion flies than I. They may seize on the white wonder of dear iubito's hand and steal immortal blessings from her lips, who even in pure and vestal modesty, still blush, as thinking their own kisses sin. But I may not. I am banished. Flies may do this, but I from this must fly. They are free men, but I am banished.

IUBITOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! REVENI!!!!!

I will try to contact her tonight. Just via Skype. Maybe she will respond. I don't know. It's been about a week since I messaged her last. I'm not retarded. I am graduating with a BS in chemistry and physics, and I've taken classes with premed students and physics students, and I know that I'm not retarded. What I am is a stranger in this land. I am just following how I feel. If it is wrong of me, than I don't know what is right.

[Tony Gambino]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

I had a crush on this girl, just like you would any other girl. I liked her a lot and when she asked me for money I couldn't say no, and she said a lot of things that made me feel comfortable with her.

I just thought that if I kept paying her that she would continue to be nice to me, but all of a sudden she stopped being nice even when I sent money and i flipped the fuck out and cried like a little bitch and I feel worthless

don't listen to these jaded old fucks......I think you really love her so heres what I suggest, start saving every penny you can, get yourself in the best shape you can and go see her even if you have to pay double for her time don't worry...tell her your honest feelings....and if that don't work.... listen to the lyrics of NWA'S one less bitch to worry about then rent a van and hire some muscle.........or find a hooker that looks like her and call her by your loves name as your doing her......

[cowboy8055]

Now this is getting flat out bizarre. Seems like complete bs.

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by Buying a *Way to Heaven

To have 5k to spend. Seems like a no-brainer, that's what people usually want money for. Hell I'd ruin your life for 5k and I don't even know you.

P.S. you're a lying Chak of Yitz.

It's f*cked up someone would ruined someone's life for 5k.Give me 5k I wouldn't runied your life.

[yitzchak]

Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

don't listen to these jaded old fucks......I think you really love her so heres what I suggest, start saving every penny you can, get yourself in the best shape you can and go see her even if you have to pay double for her time don't worry...tell her your honest feelings....and if that don't work.... listen to the lyrics of NWA'S one less bitch to worry about then rent a van and hire some muscle.........or find a hooker that looks like her and call her by your loves name as your doing her......

This is actually what I plan on doing ... I would pay her 6,000 for a night, which is a 2,000 dollar tip.

I'm a pretty weird guy. This is what everyone tells me. Something like this could only happen to me. No one else would have given this girl five thousand dollars out of the kindness of their heart. I didn't expect she would start ignoring me after. Especially when I was ready to give her even more.