Fuck Your Granny, Anyone?

[Oralist]

I saw this Showcase and almost barfed.

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=831

[Dorian Gray]

I'm sure the whores feel the same way about you once they open the door

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Oralist

I saw this Showcase and almost barfed.

http://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=831

....But she has all your attention though.
Plus you're helping her out w/advertising

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I'm sure the whores feel the same way about you once they open the door

Sorry, Dude.

I didn't realize she was your Momma.

Why don't you head back to the Men's Lounge and post some more porn you can jack off to?

[cr76]

Not the worse showcase

Someone's playing for it

[pxmcc]

Well having sex with your Granny is highly problematic on a number of levels. lol.

Having said that, I get your point. My preference starts at 18 and starts to level off at about 30. But I know some Milfs (RW) who have crashed through the 50 mark who, if they were single, I'd hit, and if they were a Provider, I'd book.

Not sure about this particular provider. But would you at least agree that there 50+ hotties out there? And that, even if she's not going to get your booking, there might be some guys out there who may find her a suitable provider?

That said, I think the hobby skews toward youthful providers. I feel bad for any gal who is nearing Social Security age and finds it necessary to provide to make ends meet. But, at least, she's doing better financially (hopefully lol!) than the same aged gal waiting tables at IHOP. That breaks my heart when I see that, and it's not at all uncommon.

Oh ya, btw, I've only been back a couple days, and Dorian Gray has already insulted me. I think he was expecting me to go off on him and get pointed for it, but nope, I'm going to conduct my due diligence and determine whether his conduct crossed the line on the Eccie rules. If it did, I will be preparing a legal brief for Pistolero as to why he should be issued an infraction. He's an Eccie legend-ish IMO, but no one should be above the rules, as I see it. And his comment to your thread was way out of line, at least in my opinion.

[cusco1]

she looks like she passed out, fell asleep, in some of them pics. and no im not gonna post them

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by cusco1

she looks like she passed out, fell asleep, in some of them pics. and no im not gonna post them

ah shit, you let me down Cusco1! First I don't get to see Bonemaker Barbie, and now you're saying I don't get to see Granny in all her glory! What's next, you won't post pics on any BBWs? Smh. smmfh.

How would you feel about posting pics for a session I did with one of hottest providers on God's green earth? Would you, could you, Sam I Am, oops I mean Cusco1? See, thing of it is, when it comes to technology, I'm one of the dumbest fucktards on the planet. Well, outside of technology, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed either, to be honest. lol.

[Macy Manning]

If she is 53 then I've got to be the best looking 52 year old woman on the planet. I think she'd do a lot better if she'd post her real world age. It certainly helped boost my business when I came clean and posted my age.

Mature women need sugar too.

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by Macy Manning

If she is 53 then I've got to be the best looking 52 year old woman on the planet. I think she'd do a lot better if she'd post her real world age. It certainly helped boost my business when I came clean and posted my age.

Mature women need sugar too.

You are one hot 52!

I bet Granny is just supplementing her Social Securiy check.

[N.M.]

Pussy rules, no matter the age.

I dare one of you old fucktards mocking this woman to try to sell your "goodies" and see how long it would take for you to humble yourself.

If I have learned one thing from being a hooker it's to not judge others, do YOU and let others do them. There's options for everybody out there, if something/someone is not for you, fast forward and keep it moving.
No need to bring others down and knock their hustle, come on now....

[enderwiggin]

I've fucked better and worse. Bet she gives a mean hummer when she pops her dentures out.

[Macy Manning]

Originally Posted by Oralist

You are one hot 52!

Thanks Babe!

[Jkynx]

Why you gotta publicly hate on her ? This post only serves to make you look like a major douche.

[citizen44]

While that has always been a joke thrown about, has anyone ever really had a no teeth blow job? It does seem like it would feel pretty good, but I'm just not attracted to that 65-75 year old bracket.