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08-16-2016, 08:45 PM
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The Great
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My poor innocent eyes!
That gif is just wrong in so many levels...
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08-16-2016, 09:55 PM
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Yeah I probably should had ran a bubble bath and drop one of those herbal soap bombs in with some iodine. He was a pretty cool man, but I wish he just wasn't so smelly haha.
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That's funny. A stank ass wealthy dude. I guess I will never understand how a person just naturally stinks. Showers are good but sometimes you just need to sit your ass in a tub of water and soak; and if you're wealthy where is the fucking pride. lol
Being told I stink or my dick ain't smelling right would be the worst thing in life. It would fuck with my head for real. Just shoot me already  |
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08-16-2016, 09:57 PM
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Yeah, I took a shower with him before hand, and it was still bad. I like taking showers before my sessions. He just literally had this bad natural odor haha. Maybe thats why his wife is in Paris...?
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This is why I supervise. Some guys just don't know how to shower and are unaware they're doing it wrong.
Some guys never ever use a wash towel but they will when with ~P!
I do not trust them to go shower while I'm laying on the bed waiting anymore. I was tired of the sour ball smell after them showering.
So I supervise now and this way is working in my favor and we are both happy in the session. No one should take it personal cause everyone has to thoroughly shower before a session begins w/me
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08-16-2016, 10:00 PM
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I like using Ivory soap because its very gentle, and follow up with peroxide since our vaginas naturally create this chemical, so the peroxide helps promote good bacteria and keep everything balanced. =^)
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^You do qv vagina washes? Wow, a real whore bath. I didn't know women used dial hand soap on their vagina these days. Your definition of clean and my definition of clean are clearly two different things.
I'll stick with getting in a shower and being fully freshly showered
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08-16-2016, 10:44 PM
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Tragic I soak before every encounter showers aren't enough
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08-17-2016, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Cameron Houston
Ladies have you ever had a client request bbbj & he appears to look well-dressed clean and good hygiene? However, once you both get in a more comfortable state, you realize, he's not so fresh in his lower region? Lol. I keep baby wipes, soap & wash cloths for my guys to freshen up. BUT, even after they do so, if there's still an odor- WHAT WOULD U DO? Me, IdK if I have it in me to flat out say: BRO, I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR DICK & BALLS SMELL! How do u ladies handle this?
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Alcohol fixes EVERYTHING
Remember that
Put some on a baby wipe & clean his winky then stick some in your nose and go about your business
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08-17-2016, 06:00 AM
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I'd make sure I'd close the bathroom door for warmth.....fart occasionally......then halfway through the shower take a number 2. Bet she wouldn't want to supervise then lol.
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I grew up on a farm. Hogs do pretty much the same thing. Lol
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08-17-2016, 06:33 AM
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NOTE:
If you have been at work all day......SHOWER!
Wash your hands at the beginning before starting......Do you realize how nasty a steering wheel is....GROSS!
YOU WANNA STICK YOUR FINGERS WHERE, W/O WASHING YOUR HANDS?
NO!!
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08-17-2016, 07:00 AM
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Diet.
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08-17-2016, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Alcohol fixes EVERYTHING
Remember that
Put some on a baby wipe & clean his winky then stick some in your nose and go about your business
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I've got a big bottle of wintergreen alcohol, and wipes in my room & a basket of cloths, soap, all the good stuff- on my bathroom counter. Girl, alcohol wasn't gonna do it. Lol
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08-17-2016, 01:17 PM
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I've got a big bottle of wintergreen alcohol, and wipes in my room & a basket of cloths, soap, all the good stuff- on my bathroom counter. Girl, alcohol wasn't gonna do it. Lol
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Im not talking about green alcohol ijs
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08-17-2016, 01:32 PM
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Im not talking about green alcohol ijs
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08-17-2016, 03:54 PM
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^^^helps me TOFTT off the BP
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08-17-2016, 04:30 PM
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Sounds like some of those tards may still have stinky dick and balls even after a shower......
Why not tell them ahead of time...that they must be clean, free of swamp ass  balls and must shower before the session? And if they still stink...then say.."I'm sorry but your dick and balls don't smell good and I'm not sucking your dick"...those stinky tards need need to learn a lesson...
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08-17-2016, 07:53 PM
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Tards just need to learn to wash better...period. a shower is not going to take away the built up crap, goo, balljam (like toejam)....
Here is a good read fellas. For the girls' sake, wash your shit and get the gunk off your junk!
http://mashable.com/2015/06/13/defun.../#Viov8pgF3mq8
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