Am I the only 1?

[Guest092816]

before any session I require the gentleman to take a shower. Meaning the client can not tell me that he's going to wipe himself down or he took a shower before he got there.

I give the client two options :
1. Shower in front of me

2. Leave

Post on your showcase and AD that you request a shower before every meeting

Azebella Amor

[gimme_that]

Supervised showers......i wish a chick would try this ish with me.......more power to her for the guys that deal with it........definitely not a brotha and a gentleman like myself......got way more self respect for myself.

It's gfe. Not a damned conjugal visit. No one's smuggling in funk......

I'd make sure I'd close the bathroom door for warmth.....fart occasionally......then halfway through the shower take a number 2. Bet she wouldn't want to supervise then lol.

[StopShort]

I'm sorry, but you shouldn't have to stand over a man to make sure he washes correctly. If they haven't passed "Clean Balls and Ass 101" by now, no use in giving them a remedial course.

However, with me witnessing almost on a daily basis, men going into a restroom and taking a crap and just bolting out of the restroom without even as much as a pause to take a look at the sink to wash their hands, I can see why the remedial course might be needed. Just fuckin' nasty!

[notanewbie]

maybe he wasn't limber enough to sniff his own junk?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Cameron Houston

... but, c'mon, meet me halfway! Lol.

But posting taint photos would be about half way ...

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by notanewbie

maybe he wasn't limber enough to sniff his own junk?

Are you? Contortionist NaN; that would be hot.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by gimme_that

Supervised FREE showers......

Damn right!!!!

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by StopShort

However, with me witnessing almost on a daily basis, men going into a restroom and taking a crap and just bolting out of the restroom without even as much as a pause to take a look at the sink to wash their hands, I can see why the remedial course might be needed. Just fuckin' nasty!

Filth is a way of life for some people and some guys just don't get it.

It's my body/my rules. If someone doesn't like the way i do things then get out or don't bother calling. Find somebody else to play with!

[rayg07]

This thread is funny as hell. I never turn down a shower even if I had one before the meeting (the girls don't know if yo ass had a bath). Most of the time I get the provider to join. It's a good way to break the ice. But damn I can't believe how nasty some of these guys are. Wash yo ass man. Been an awful lot of these threads concerning stanky sweaty balls and shit stained draws.

[Kraid]

Originally Posted by NubianPrince

You could always skip the bbbj altogether

Tell him you just got your wisdom teeth pulled or some bullshit like that

LMAO

good one

[Zane D. Grayson]

Originally Posted by NubianPrince

You could always skip the bbbj altogether

Tell him you just got your wisdom teeth pulled or some bullshit like that

This shit here is too funny!

[Whooowe]

Originally Posted by Cameron Houston

Ladies have you ever had a client request bbbj & he appears to look well-dressed clean and good hygiene? However, once you both get in a more comfortable state, you realize, he's not so fresh in his lower region? Lol. I keep baby wipes, soap & wash cloths for my guys to freshen up. BUT, even after they do so, if there's still an odor- WHAT WOULD U DO? Me, IdK if I have it in me to flat out say: BRO, I'M SORRY, BUT YOUR DICK & BALLS SMELL! How do u ladies handle this?

Lmao, you are only posing this question because you have been getting bad reviews and guys are calling you out. This is funny though.

[Guest020719]

Spray his junk with lysol

[nikkivikkisix]

It's Texas, in August. Junk both female and male gets ummm..a little "moist" even with a quick walk from the car to the room, best advice for the OP keep some dial soap handy and as your washing your hands ( I always do this in front of the client ) wet down a wash cloth add some dial and bring it to the bed with you.
Wipe the area in question down before you begin, turn the wash into a sexy wet hand job of sorts, instant foreplay as well as a double clean winky. If there's still a smell, run like he'll.

[Guest123018]

^You do qv vagina washes? Wow, a real whore bath. I didn't know women used dial hand soap on their vagina these days. Your definition of clean and my definition of clean are clearly two different things.




I'll stick with getting in a shower and being fully freshly showered