Am I the only 1?

[Guest123018]

Do you have a shower for
them to use?

I have available a FREE shower
with FREE soap.
Clients are not allowed to decline
the offer.
No, i'm not showering w/him
but i am watching him.

I bullshit you not, I supervise.
I stand right in the bathroom
w/him while he is in the shower.
I give directions on how i want
him to shower.
They have to use a bath towel
to wash themselves they cannot use
their hand only
and just rinse themselves.
They have to spend plenty of time scrubbing
their crack and sack and i'll spend plenty of time
spit shining their tool box.

If i feel like you haven't
scrubbed to my satisfaction and he turns the shower
off i will tell him to 'turn the shower back on and scrub some more'

The FREE shower is on me it's not included in his session time.

I do not stock baby wipes. What for? I do stock a variety of Mens Body Wash.

I have a thread: http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1799672
about 'Men Body Wash' to ensure i have what the client
needs on deck so there are no excuses

Oh and once out the shower please completely DRY yourself off down there. Do not hop in the bed all wet and damp

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

Hey hun,

Do you know that you posted this in co-ed? Perhaps you meant to in a more private forum?

In regards to this issue, which is one of the most common we face as providers; the first tip is to take a shower with them at the beginning. Make sure to soap them up well. It feels good and is fun and playful and will get them in the mood.

If, after the shower, it is still not to your satisfaction, you can always end the session.

Remember, common courtesy should be extended by both parties at all times.

Kerosene and a Brillo pad work wonders ... plus matches. Fire not only cleans but sanitizes.

[Sistine Chapel]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

No, i'm not showering w/him
but i am watching him.

I bullshit you not, I supervise.
I stand right in the bathroom
w/him while he is in the shower.
I give directions on how i want
him to shower.

If i feel like you haven't
scrubbed to my satisfaction and he turns the shower
off i will tell him to 'turn the shower back on and scrub some more'

totally funny it's not surprising you run into guys who don't like cleaning themselves. Even in public restrooms you see cats leaving out of urinals and bathroom stalls without washing their hands.

So what if he requests you to shower as part of the experience?

Not gonna lie some guys definitely need the Supervision but I wouldn't need it and as much as a control freak as I am I wouldn't allow any woman to do that to me.

lol but do your thing I ain't mad at cha. :-)

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

[So tell us more about your dick sucking skills....
When you only give a massage and a tug]

It's really flattering that you've apparently got such a yen for me, that you follow all of my posts with such rapt attention and feel the undeniable urge to comment with such personalized and unique responses.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Kerosene and a Brillo pad work wonders ... plus matches. Fire not only cleans but sanitizes.

Hehehehe, I am gonna add that to my repetoire. Baptism by fire.

[Don T. Lukbak]

A fucktard's auto-da-fe?

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

It's really flattering that you've apparently got such a yen for me, that you follow all of my posts with such rapt attention and feel the undeniable urge to comment with such personalized and unique responses.

Nun, ich bin nicht ein allgemeiner fick-verzögern. Ich zuzuschneiden alle meine stacheln für die spezifisch Hure.... oder in Ihrem fall falsch-Hure
[Well I'm not a generic fucktard. I tailor all my barbs for the specific whore.... or in your case pseudo whore]

Aber wie auch immer das eine mal im konzentrationslager diese eine hure stank total von Juden. Ich hatte sie fünf mal, um zu duschen, den geruch zu töten und ihr
[But anyway the one time in concentration camp this one whore totally reeked of Jew. I had to shower her five times to kill the smell & her]

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

it's not surprising you run into guys who don't like cleaning themselves.

Their definition of clean and my definition of clean are probably 2 different things.
Some guys don't know how to clean properly and some just don't give a damn

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

So what if he requests you to shower as part of the experience?

I will join in if requested, after they have thoroughly scrubbed their crack and sack

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Not gonna lie some guys definitely need the Supervision

Yep! A lot appreciate the guidance

[Tony Gambino]

I cant imagine my junk smelling after a shower.....good lord who are these guys......my junk smells like irish spring bodywash....all of us has our junk outside.....okay most of us, but how can guys explain how it smells after a shower?? hookers should run, and take the money.......any dude that cant keep his junk clean......deserves what he gets...........

[Cameron Houston]

Lol, I seriously show them the bathroom & show the towel, soap & washcloths sat aside. At times, even had Axe for men, lol. I don't mind showering w/ them- make sure that Thang is good! Some request for me to be make up free & freshly showered. I do enjoy catering to my guys, but, c'mon, meet me halfway! Lol.

[JustMeCLTXGG]

YMMV...

works both ways (and probably more)

...oh and ewww. smh. some dudes.

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Tony Gambino

hookers should run, and take the money.......

On one occasion (outcall) the guy claimed he showered but when i went into his bathroom so i could freshen up i had noticed his tub was full of dust and there wasn't any kind of soap in the restroom
so i knew he hadn't showered.
I marched right back into the next room and i asked him again did he shower and when did he shower? He lied. I told him he had to shower right now and he refused. I was fussing.
I didn't have to take his money and run, he gladly gave me 200 bucks and told me to get the hell out.
He'd rather give out money and hear me fuss instead of washing his ass....smh


First time i've gotten paid to fuss at somebody and get put out. I guess not everyone likes soap/water

[Super Head 713]

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Do you have a shower for
them to use?

I have available a FREE shower
with FREE soap.
Clients are not allowed to decline
the offer.
No, i'm not showering w/him
but i am watching him.

I bullshit you not, I supervise.
I stand right in the bathroom
w/him while he is in the shower.
I give directions on how i want
him to shower.
They have to use a bath towel
to wash themselves they cannot use
their hand only
and just rinse themselves.
They have to spend plenty of time scrubbing
their crack and sack and i'll spend plenty of time
spit shining their tool box.

If i feel like you haven't
scrubbed to my satisfaction and he turns the shower
off i will tell him to 'turn the shower back on and scrub some more'

The FREE shower is on me it's not included in his session time.

I do not stock baby wipes. What for? I do stock a variety of Mens Body Wash.

I have a thread: http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1799672
about 'Men Body Wash' to ensure i have what the client
needs on deck so there are no excuses

Oh and once out the shower please completely DRY yourself off down there. Do not hop in the bed all wet and damp

She literally does this lol even if they mention that they just showered before they came. Her favorite quote is "if, you take your time and clean down there I will spend a lot of my time down there"
I know it sounds ridiculous that she watches but some people have just got in and ran the water and then leave skeet marks on the sheets

[OldGent]

I will confirm that P has a high regard for cleanliness and does stand next to the shower supervising. But there is something incredibly cute about a gorgeous naked black woman standing there with her hands on her hip saying "make sure you clean that crack, Baby!" Lol She then wipes you down with Listerine and the tingling sensation adds to the sensitivity down there I have discovered to my great delight. So ladies took note a hygiene ritual with clients can also add to the slice of a session. And yes she is great to shower with. Lol

[Don T. Lukbak]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

[But anyway the one time in concentration camp this one whore totally reeked of Jew. I had to shower her five times to kill the smell & her]

Was your obsessive anti-semitism part of your family values from babyhood, or is it a more recently acquired mental defect?