ya done spent ...hours researchin which funnel ta ...buy so as ta be treatin yas like the ...king ya done imagine ...yerself ta be an ya done ...gots yer jimmie cash ready ...yer blue happy time pill tucked ...carefully away an ya done came ...up with the perfect excuse ta tell yer ol bitch ...wife who ya donts have the balls ta ...divorce an yer thinkin ...life be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
...now heres where yer sorrows ...begin cause ya done decided ta eat ...mexihan ...the night ...before an ya wakes up with a evil case a ...the shits
...yas start outs droppin a semi ...soft loaf an be thinkin the ...best as yer showerin but as soon as ya be ...dry yer squattin a full ...liquid flow an the ol jimmie hole be turnin ta a weepin ...mess
...ya done chose yer special ...gal partly based on knowin this ...esteemed funnel eats out shitters fer the price ...of admission an now yer afraid yer ...asshole cants hold back the ...flood
...how dos ya ...handle this ...crises
...do ya done ...cancel er do ya done cowboy ...up an walk in proud an push yer ...funnels face right down an tell er ta get er ...done
mornin of the big ...date ...situation
A wet fart.... can be a real mood killer...
