Screening????

[Sarah Renee]

Honey,

I am on Seeking Arrangement too! LOL I would love to have regulars down here so I just come to town and know who I am going to see before I even get here.

Screening is a one time process. If those who have seen me thinks things are good now...Sweethearts, you have only scraped the tip of the iceberg. It only gets better the more I see you. I learn your triggers and then it is game on to see just how long I can keep you on the edge of your seat.

Originally Posted by Cpalmson

Sarah, that is a visual of rrabbit I do NOT want seared into my brain. LOL We actually hang out together at the local strip club scouting out possible conquests and sharing war stories

Down here, things are a bit different. A lot of guys see BP girls who don't know what screening is, so they are just accustomed to calling a girl and expecting to set up a date. A lot of our recent local providers have come from the BP world, so lack of screening is more the norm here. I've actually mentored a lot of the new girls and have told them they need to learn how to screen.

Another factor is that most of the business down here is repeat. I can text or call a girl I've seen several times and the thought of screening just isn't there. Also a lot of us play no Seeking Arrangement where it is more like dating than hobbying, so screening is no common there.

It is different here, but don't feel pressured into accepting our norms. Screen away and if a douche bag cusses you out, you are better off for not seeing him.

[Sarah Renee]

Originally Posted by Cpalmson

Sarah, that is a visual of rrabbit I do NOT want seared into my brain. LOL We actually hang out together at the local strip club scouting out possible conquests and sharing war stories

I am so sorry. I know the next time you guys get together you are going to take one look at him, remember this conversation, and order a double! LOL

Down here, things are a bit different. A lot of guys see BP girls who don't know what screening is, so they are just accustomed to calling a girl and expecting to set up a date. A lot of our recent local providers have come from the BP world, so lack of screening is more the norm here. I've actually mentored a lot of the new girls and have told them they need to learn how to screen.

Do you guys not have a problem with LEO down here? Where I am from if you don't screen you will end up in jail or worse.

Another factor is that most of the business down here is repeat. I can text or call a girl I've seen several times and the thought of screening just isn't there. Also a lot of us play no Seeking Arrangement where it is more like dating than hobbying, so screening is no common there.

I would love to have a group of regulars to come see each month. I plan on coming back to several spots in Florida every month if at all possible.

It is different here, but don't feel pressured into accepting our norms. Screen away and if a douche bag cusses you out, you are better off for not seeing him.

Thank you darlin! I don't let anyone push me around. I grew up with 14 boys. They taught me to handle my own. I don't like to though. It is more fun handling my ECCIE and P411 walking fun factories. They have so many more options of things to enjoy.

[Wanna bone]

I'm gonna comment now, I doubt anyone will get to the end of this ridiculous rules list

I didn't know that there was a "standardized start/stop time" on teeth brushing, sometimes I just pull over at the store and scrub one out with some bottled water, now I feel gross.



Sarah Renee
DO:
Be respectful on the phone or in emails. A nice email or text that says more than “45, male, attractive, 6 foot, need appointment Sunday at 3” goes a very long way.

Introduce yourself, be polite as you would with anyone else you had never met. Remember I am a person and appreciate knowing more about you than your age and height before agreeing to meet you, a stranger.

Read this website before you contact me. I took the time to put the information on here to give me more time to concentrate on you instead of what you need to know. I’m not saying you have to sit there and memorize everything said, but it’s written to make your entire experience go smoothly. The website is not only a marketing tool for the provider, but a tool for you to use to put yourself at ease.

THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES! Call the provider from the car if you need any location details clarified. Do not call in the lobby of the hotel or anywhere that you can be overheard. I am trying to maintain discretion, so you’ll want to have directions to my hotel room before you even walk inside so it looks like you know exactly where you’re going.

Never talk to hotel staff, concierges or anyone around and never mention my working name outside of your car or my hotel room. This is a good way to raise suspicion and stress out a lady.

Make sure you know my restrictions and respect them. No matter what may have read in a review, it’s really just best to respect what you’ve seen here or I tell you personally no matter what rumors have surfaced. Please remember sometimes reviews are done with a “check box” format and it’s very easy to check the WRONG box without even noticing.

You risk offending a lady by asking for a service she has never advertised providing. Provider’s are not oversensitive – however there are a lot of assholes who try to ask/push for services that she does offer. It can put a woman on the defensive, because it has to. When someone tries to push for services you don’t offer, you go into “protective” mode to avoid being forced. Do not risk ending up putting a lady on the defensive and being lumped in with those guys by making a simple mistake based on a review.

Take a shower either before the appointment or at it if offered. Please ask if you would like to take one upon arrival before hand. I don't mind, but I would like to be set up for it. Beforehand, please trim your fingers and toenails. Being scratching someone with ragged toenails/fingernails is a big turn off. A good tip I’ve heard is to prepare for it as you would any other date where you think you are getting sex.

Trim/Shave is appreciated as I prefer smooth skin to sand paper.

Following up with the last ‘tip’: Ask for what you want, how you want it. I don’t mean for you to bark orders, but if you aren’t clear about what you want you may end up disappointed. Let her know! If you do not ask her for what you want and end up disappointed, do not write a negative review – that’s VERY unfair to her as she is not a mind reader. If you do not ask for what you want and end up disappointed it is NOT her fault.

Along the same line, PLEASE tell the provider if it’s “not going to happen” for you. Most will do whatever they can to make it happen and it goes a long way if a man says something and you two can discuss what else she can do for you in the time left. Perhaps a massage would be nice, or just laying in bed talking. But try to avoid frustrating you and her if the plumbing is not running well that day.

Bring your own JUST IN CASE. Make sure they are in an UNOPENED BOX. Be prepared and expect to use hers as there are men who tamper with them. The exception to this would be if you are an irregular size or have allergies. Then you should be prepared to use yours after inspection by the provider. This is not a slight against your character, unfortunately there are many men before you who have messed it up for all the good ones.

I have a field on my form asking if you allergies and perfume preferences so I can plan accordingly. I often burn candles/oils. If you are scent sensitive I will air out my incall for an entire day before our visit and use unscented toiletries the day of. I really do want you to be happy, you just have to let us know things like this!

Clean up your residence or hotel room if having me over for an outcall. Even if you just stick things in a closet, it’s the thought that counts. This one works both ways. You expect a lady to have a clean incall that smells nice without stacks of dishes…we expect the same.

DONT:

Brush your teeth or floss within 30 minutes of your appointment. It may tear the lining of your mouth increasing exposure to STIs. Brush your teeth the morning of the appointment, avoid pungent foods, and use mouthwash or gum.

If you do eat pungent foods such as garlic or onions before the appointment please just politely apologise in advance because no amount of mouthwash or gum will cover it up completely. It’s better to say, “Hey I’m sorry I had some lasagna for lunch and didn’t even think of the garlic” than to surprise a woman with it later.

Slather yourself in scent. My rule is this: If you want a tongue to touch it then cologne, aftershave, or deodorant should not be on it. Not only can this taste awful, ingesting certain tolietries could cause stomach aches or worse for the lady.

A touch of cologne behind the ears and on the wrists is fine, and deodorant on your underarms is great – but on your chestor other areas…nope!

Barter or say you are short of the donation and expect the appointment to still take place. My rates are non-negotiable, respect that. If you decide to attempt to haggle despite knowing my donation is firm be prepared to be asked to leave.

I run specials and have discounts. Do not try to ask for these things if they are expired or do not apply to you. For example: Don't ask for the birthday month discount and then refuse to show your license to verify it is your birthday month.

Use her toilet for anything except peeing, no matter what. Do it in the hotel lobby, do it in a nearby restaurant. I do not care where you do it as long as it’s not her bathroom.

While we’re at it – please do not pee in the shower. We know when you do this and we have to clean our shower every time you do. It’s fine at home, I’m sure most people do it – but not in someone’s shower that they have to clean after each use. I don’t want to clean up your pee [🙁]

On a similar note, don’t shave your body in the shower either for the same reason!

Bring food, drink, or flowers UNLESS you’ve cleared it with me first. I know these are typically nice surprises, but they are not always nice for those who cannot have them. It makes me feel awkward when I turn them down either due to allergies or a special diet (i.e. allergies).

This includes alcohol – I do not normally drink with clients (even if the bottle is sealed) so clear it with me first. On the flip side, I do LOVE these things, so do not write off the idea of bringing them just because you can’t surprise me the first time – just ASK!

Ask me how many clients I have seen that day or if you’re the first client of the day. Even if my answer is what you’re wanting to hear, this isn’t really appropriate conversation material. I am happy to talk about my start in the industry.

Similarly, do not ask personal questions about my real life. She’ll volunteer information she wants to, but do not pry. There’s a fine line between curiosity/”getting to know you” and being invasive. You don’t have to tip toe or anything of the sort, just use common sense. This is another one that works both ways, if she starts to pry – simply steer the conversation elsewhere or tell her up front you are not comfortable with the questions.

Ask for bareback. Even if it’s to “test my reaction”, don’t do it. You may end up offending me, ruining a great session, and costing yourself a good reference in the future. If you’re asking her – who else are you asking (likewise, if a lady offers you – who else is she offering?). Saying it was a “test” is a horrible excuse. I cannot describe the feeling of ice water through your veins when you hear the word “without” in this industry. If you ask this in an initial email (or phone call) – even to “test” her – you will ruin any rapport you had and really any chance you had of ever meeting the lady in real life.

Overstay your welcome. What you book is what you get. While most ladies will not be staring at the clock and are lenient, most will also not want to have to ask you to leave. It is awkward, and can make a lady feel very uncomfortable. You are in her space, please respect that. Do not take advantage of a lady’s generosity. You are buying time, do not try and get something for nothing. If you want more time, book a longer visit. I do not stare at the clock personally, nor do I deduct showers from your time (you get one before and after). I find it very rude to not meet me halfway by being courteous and respecting my time. I do have plans and a life outside of our visit and while my goal is to make you happy during our visit, it is not at the cost of my other plans.

Use a BS excuse to cancel. If you changed your mind, just tell her. Treat her the way you want to be treated. Don’t under explain, don’t over explain.

Cancel early, if you decide against the visit. Do not wait until the absolute last second. Remember we often turn down other appointments at the same time for you – if you have to cancel and you do it early enough we may be able to make up the lost appointment.

If you need to legitimately cancel and reschedule, let her know up front you want to reschedule for X date. This will show you are serious and makes her more likely to book with you again.

If the appointment was an incall and the lady works out of a hotel, dropping her an extra $50 might be nice because she had probably already booked the room. Personally, when I work out of hotels I book when I confirmed an appointment. If someone canceled after that, I am out money. Usually between $90-$150 depending on what/where I had booked.

Promise things you won’t or can’t deliver whether it’s another appointment, a review, or some kind of present/tip. Even though a review or another appointment sound minor, I get my hopes up for reviews I am promised. I love feedback and I love to know what I’m doing right/wrong. When you don’t deliver, it does disappoint me. I understand things come up and life gets busy so if you had the intent and then couldn’t follow through – fine. I do understand that. But if you have no intent in the first place, don’t promise.

Same goes with another appointment. I enjoy the vast majority of my time with visitors. If you promise another appointment “soon” – I will generally be looking forward to hearing from you again. If I don’t hear from you, sometimes I do grow concerned about you. Again, things come up and if you can’t it’s fine – but if you have no intent in the first place why bother?

You owe a provider nothing aside from the donation – there is no need to try and promise her the world.

My Expectations (Not listed above)
* Be on time (Please check before showing up early. I may not be ready yet.)

* Place the donation in an unsealed envelope in plain sight when you arrive (Session will not start until I see it)

* Be clean (There is always a shower available. Don't make me embarrass us both by asking you to use it.)

* Talk to me and let me know what your expectations are (But only in person)

* NEVER MENTION THE DONATION OR AMOUNT OF DONATION at anytime when talking to me. My donations are posted here. You may mention a discount or special, just do not mention an amount.

* If you don't mention a specific ad when you contact me, I will be expecting the web donation listed. (Please be clear which ad and if you have discounts you qualify at the time of booking.)


Hopefully this has helped you whether you’ve done this a hundred times, or two.
If You Think
A Texas Tornado is Amazing,

[Sarah Renee]

And your lack of etiquette is exactly why you will never know firsthand what my service is all about. Those who have seen me, will tell you you're the one missing out.

[Wanna bone]

Originally Posted by Sarah Renee

Does anyone down here screen clients?

I have been running into a hard time getting guys to accept a mild screening process (it is a simple form on my website).

If you don't screen, then how do you know these guys aren't LEO?

Huh? A mild screening process---Dont quit your day job because hooking may not be your thing,,,

There is nothing mild about what I copy/pasted from your website--

I'll brush my teeth whenever I see fit, and it maybe while your in the room---for $300 plus per hour, I think I'll brush my tooth whenever I want to

[Sarah Renee]

Originally Posted by Wanna bone

Huh? A mild screening process---Dont quit your day job because hooking may not be your thing,,,

First of all, what you posted was just an informational page. The screening form is on the contact page. If you are going to attack someone, you might want to have your facts straight first.

Sweetheart, I don't know who peed in your Wheaties, but it wasn't me. I am sorry you are having such a crappy day that you feel it necessary to take it out on someone you know absolutely nothing about. I really hope you are able to get laid soon and it helps your attitude.

As far as me needing a day job...I hate to break it to you, but my reviews tell a different story. Blasting me is not going to get you anywhere or have any affect on my business. I am doing perfectly fine just the way things are.

Besides, I don't do this because I need the money. I do it because I am single, great at it, and enjoy pleasing my partners. I own four businesses in Belize and three others in the US. I don't have to work. I have people for that.

HINT HINT: My clients know the Do's and Don't list is just a guide to keep us both safe. I don't actually stop and make sure they have been followed. I would never get to have any fun if I did that.

I hope tomorrow is a better day for you! It sounds like you could use a little happy in your life. Get out there and get it wet!

XOXOX

Sarah Renee

[Jjsunday]

Damn WanaBone you sure Know How to Charm The Lady's

[Wanna bone]

Sugarplum, your not in Kansas anymore---Pensacola and escambia and okaloosa Co. Im game, you got big titties---but your reviews are not that great, we guys are just used to the toftt game. That's all we get, toftt, 3to6 weeks is it for our girls

[Wanna bone]

Originally Posted by Jjsunday

Damn WanaBone you sure Know How to Charm The Lady's

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Well, your calling the kettle black,,seriously,,think back to the girls that really put it out there, it's not my intention to flame her,,it's just that some girls are not willing to meeting expections (unless your a mod, hahaa) There's a difference in all of us, they have to figure it out

But thanks for an objective response, it's refreshing.

[Cpalmson]

And another thread closed due to Wanna Bone.