I get insomnia from time to time and this time, I've had very little sleep in 3 days so I'm kinda prone to mistakes. So i'm hungry but too tired to drive and I call a friend to see if he would pick up a pizza for me today, he says yes and said call him back when it was time to get it. So I call in the pizza, get all the toppings I love and give them my name, it'll be ready in 20 minutes, great!
I call my friend back and tell him it'll be ready when he gets there, he say fine and which pizza place did I call? I tell him, he says "who?", I tell him again and he says he's never heard of it. Then it hit me... I ordered a pizza from a place I ate at 2 weeks ago, 160 miles from here. Dammit.
You ever been so tired you couldn't order a pizza right??
