Just to be clear...

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Wait...you don't know???

Heh...

IF a list does exist, it must be in a "private" section. Therefore, you gave away "Private" info.


BUT, I know it's pointless to point it out. Wolfcatpiss was banned for it once already, but I'm not holding my breath for it to happen to you even though you CLEARLY did it too.

But, whatever.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Look, I know it's embarrassing the you premature ejaculate which explains why you don't do Stripper Slides since you're afraid that you won't be able to control cumming unexpectedly and you're using the excuse that Stripper Slides are the same as BBFS as a rationale to compensate for your lack of control.

You claim that Stripper Slides = BBFS and that Jemma does Stripper Slides plus she does not list BBFS as a "Don't" on her menu, therefore Jemma does BBFS is your argument.

WOW!!! You really are an idiot. You just make shit up.

First off, I DIDN'T SAY THAT JEMMA OFFERS BBFS. I know Wakeup's sorry ass has a hard time keeping up, but I thought you were smarter.

ALL I was saying is that when she lists SS and in her "don't" list she doesn't have BBFS, she should expect to be getting a lot of calls from guys looking for it. Because SS makes it seem like at least a possibility is there.

Now, moron, do you understand? I didn't say that she did it. Only that I can see why certain guys would be asking about her menu. Was that written so that you could keep up this time. Do I need to slow it down for you?

EDUCATION TIME!!! Pre-cum comes out of the tip of your dick long before actual ejaculation. Try this. Go ahead and jack off. Now, well before you actually cum, feel the very tip of your dick. WOW!!! Amazing, isn't it. There's a little something there, isn't there? Who would have thought? Dipshit.


That is what is called "pre-cum". Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

So you would pay a guy to give it to you in the ass?

You didn't say you wouldn't!

What in the fuck are you talking about?

ALL I WAS SAYING WAS THAT BECAUSE SHE OFFERS SS, BUT DOESN'T MENTION BBFS, SHE CAN EXPECT A LOT OF GUYS TO INQUIRE ABOUT BBFS.

That's it. But, of course, Wakeup isn't too bright so the thread became "Al says she offers BBFS."

She complained about guys calling and asking about her menu. I assume that BBFS is one of the major things they are calling about. Believe it or not, there are guys that hunt for it. I NEVER SAID THAT SHE OFFERS IT.

Now, was that clear enough for you guys?

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by albundy

AHHHH!! Good times. I'm loving this stroll through Memory Lane. I've got some good ones, don't I? Love it. I've got some great feedback and some great laughs from those. Thanks, man for the refresher. I've got some crazier shit on the way actually. My "hooker list breakdown" got a great response when I first did it. Lovin' it!!!


What an idiot you are!!! I mean, do you think I'm trying to hide any of this?!? I'll GLADLY show you even more, believe me.

By the way, because apparently you are clueless, stripper slides are STILL just as risky as BBFS. I NEVER said that I don't do risky or crazy shit. INDEED, it's what I'm known for.

BTW - because, as usual, you didn't actually read my posts and you're not very bright, I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS AFRAID OF A STRIPPER SLIDE FROM GEMMA. Not that I would ever rent her anyway, but I see that you love making shit up to "prove" a point.




So, while all of this nostalgia is fun for me, not sure what in the hell it has to do with what we are talking about. Of course, you don't know either, but it makes you feel like you accomplished something, so whatever.

I know Wakeup's a dumbass, but I didn't realize there were so many other clueless idiots on the Houston boards. But, I'm glad there are. I get to reminisce AND see what the next asinine or irrelevant comment to respond to will be. This is fun.

One man's shit is another man's gold
One man's dream is another man's nightmare
I'd hate to walk in your shoes, Al Bundy. Save up and rent yourself some better pussy ... But, No Stripper Slides ... Daty instead!

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

One man's shit is another man's gold
One man's dream is another man's nightmare
I'd hate to walk in your shoes, Al Bundy. Save up and rent yourself some better pussy ... But, No Stripper Slides ... Daty instead!

I like both. SS and DATY. Risky, sure, but fuck it.

I clean up immediately after and I get tested. But, I'm not kidding myself. I know there is still a risk there. Part of the hobby. No balls, no glory.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by albundy

IF a list does exist, it must be in a "private" section. Therefore, you gave away "Private" info.

So you don't know where it is? Hahahahahahahahahaha

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

So you don't know where it is? Hahahahahahahahahaha

^^^

Is it in a "private" section? If it is, you revealed private info.

But, like I said, doubtful the mods will do you anything. They give you a ton of leeway for some reason. Whatever.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by albundy

What in the fuck are you talking about?

You wouldn't understand, that's clear.



Have you ever met Jemma?

[albundy]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

You wouldn't understand, that's clear.



Have you ever met Jemma?

My original post had nothing to do with Gemma on a "personal" level. I just know that there are guys looking for BBFS. If you advertise stripper slides, and you have a "don't do" list that doesn't have BBFS included. There ARE guys looking for it. The guys looking for BBFS will call you to inquire about it. That is ALL I was saying. The majority of girls that will give up the BBFS do not openly advertise it. That is just common knowledge if you've been banging hookers long enough.


Personally, BBFS isn't something I hunt for. I'll do stripper slides if it's available. Usually though, the chick doesn't "advertise" the SS. Just in the heat of it, sometimes, she'll just get up there and do it. And I don't stop her. Risky? Hell yes. I don't kid myself. I know that it's just as risky as anything else. I just scrub up and piss IMMEDIATELY after and go and get checked out regularly. Providers actually advertising stripper slides are pretty rare though.


I NEVER said that she offers BBFS or that I think that she does . But, of course, Wakeup either misunderstands or purposely twists shit around and then this type of thread happens.

Holy crap. How hard was that to understand?

[Wakeup]

No matter how many times you try and tell us that Jemma does BBFS, no one is going to believe you...

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

No matter how many times you try and tell us that Jemma does BBFS, no one is going to believe you...

NEVER said that she does. Where was that list you mentioned located at again?

Originally Posted by Wakeup

There was no need for any provider to specifically state that she didn't allow BBFS until morons started making lists of providers who supposedly allow it, without giving the providers an opportunity to refute it.

Now, the only ones who specifically list that it's not allowed are the ones who have heard they're on such a list and go out of their way to deny it...the rest know it's a given that it's not allowed...

[Wakeup]

If you don't know, then why would I tell you?

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

If you don't know, then why would I tell you?

Don't know, you're the one that mentioned something that supposedly exists. Must be something that was in a "private" section if it does exist.

[Wakeup]

Why do you assume that?

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Why do you assume that?

Don't have to assume. You stated that a list exists. That is a fact. You can't deny that.

So, just WHERE is this supposed list? If it is located in a "private" section, you have revealed "private" info in Coed.

Originally Posted by Wakeup

There was no need for any provider to specifically state that she didn't allow BBFS until morons started making lists of providers who supposedly allow it, without giving the providers an opportunity to refute it.

Now, the only ones who specifically list that it's not allowed are the ones who have heard they're on such a list and go out of their way to deny it...the rest know it's a given that it's not allowed...