Just to be clear...

[Mr. Romantic]

al, apparently you can't read and/or comprehend very well either. I never said you said she offered BBFS.

Aren't Peg and the kids looking for you?

[Wakeup]

Even though Al says she does BBFS, no one believes him...your publicized menu is fine Jemma...

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by albundy

What a moron! Holy shit! If you do stripper slides because it's "safer" you are a complete idiot. It's not ANY safer. Are you actually stupid enough to think your dick has to be all of the way in a pussy to catch something?!? If you are doing stripper slides, you just as soon stop beating around the bush and go all in.

"she'll press her thumb against the glans of your penis to make sure she does not slide over the head of your dick while she's doing the stripper slide ... SHM." you say? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit! HOLY Shit! HOLY SHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yep, you're right. Now it's safe. I guess all I need to do is put some tape over the opening at the head and I'm good to go. LOL!!! That's a seriously talented hooker that can do that and keep you "sealed off" while grinding. Are you for fucking real?!?

Also, pretty impressive that you produce no pre-cum at all until the exact moment of ejaculation. You're a unique one, that's for sure.

Sorry to continue "flailing around"(LOL!) But your continued idiocy demands a response.

You see, Al ... since you can't defend your assertion that a Stripper Slide and BBFS are the same thing, which they aren't, you've now tried to change the topic to the relative safety of Stripper Slides relative to BBFS ... That is not the topic at hand, nor what we were discussing.

You claim that Stripper Slides and BBFS are the same thing and that Jemma does BBFS ... both are incorrect.

Since you're so worried about the safety of Stripper Slides and "catching something", I'm going to go out on a limb here and surmise that you've never actually had a Stripper Slide and you don't know what you're talking about. Actually, make it a branch rather than a limb since it's so clear that you don't know what you're talking about.

[GlobeSpotter]

Al....maybe ask the tards if they would sign up for a hh of free stripper slide with a young hottie having an HSV outbreak. They can even wash with kerosene after.

Maybe they'll say yes.

......or no

......or CFS only

......or that safe oral everyone mentioned

These myths are why the virus perpetuates.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

You claim that Stripper Slides and BBFS are the same thing and that Jemma does BBFS ... both are incorrect.

Holy shit! You are giving Wakeup a run for his money in the stupidity department, and that's saying something.

AGAIN, for the three guys who apparently have not paid attention, I DID NOT SAY THAT SHE OFFERS BBFS.

Wakeup actually DOES know that I didn't say that, he's just being his usual idiotic trolling self. No surprise there. He has over twenty thousand posts of idiocy to prove that point.

But you other two need to re-read my posts and tell me EXACTLY where I said that she offers that.


Also, AGAIN, ask the hookers on here what they think about it. They will enlighten you. You are extremely naïve if you think you can't catch the EXACT same things with a SS as you can with BBFS. No way that you are that clueless. Well, maybe.


BTW - I haven't changed anything. Just describing how the two acts are EXTREMELY similar. The same shit you catch from BBFS is JUST as likely to happen with a SS. How in the fuck do you not know this? I know EXACTLY what a stripper slide is. I have, indeed, done it before. BUT, I know the risk is just as great, so it's not something I search for. But, like everyone, I've done risky things in my past. I've been tested, and I'm fine fortunately.



Also, I notice you dipshits still haven't shown me EXACTLY where I said that she definitely offers BBFS.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by albundy

Holy shit! You are giving Wakeup a run for his money in the stupidity department, and that's saying something.

AGAIN, for the three guys who apparently have not paid attention, I DID NOT SAY THAT SHE OFFERS BBFS.

Wakeup actually DOES know that I didn't say that, he's just being his usual idiotic trolling self. No surprise there. He has over twenty thousand posts of idiocy to prove that point. But you other two need to re-read my posts and tell me EXACTLY where I said that she offers that.

Also, AGAIN, ask the hookers on here what they think about it. You are extremely naïve if you think you can't catch the EXACT same things with a SS as you can with BBFS. No way that you are that clueless. Well, maybe.

BTW - I haven't changed anything. Just describing how the two acts are EXTREMELY similar. The same shit you catch from BBFS is JUST as likely to happen with a SS. How in the fuck do you not know this?

Also, I notice you dipshits still haven't shown me EXACTLY where I said that she definitely offers BBFS.

ROFLMAO! ... Al, Al, Al ... the discussion is regarding whether Stripper Slide and BBFS are the same thing, which they are not. No one but you is talking about what you can catch from either.

Look, we all know you've embarrassed yourself by claiming that Stripper Slide and BBFS are the same thing and saying that Jemma offers BBFS. It's too late to take any of it back ... You've completely blown your chance that Jemma would ever see you.

And, since you didn't claim that you have had a Stripper Slide when I gave you the opportunity, then we can all take that as a "No You Haven't Ever Had A Stripper Slide" and you don't know what you're talking about. But, then we all already knew that.

But, I just might get to stick that carrot in her ass! Go Me!

[Stanfeld]

al, buddy, hard to kick against the pricks.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by Wakeup

Even though Al says she does BBFS, no one believes him...your publicized menu is fine Jemma...

Didn't say that she offers BBFS, Wakeup. Just because your "wife" raw dogs porn guys that have fucked dozens and dozens of whores bare back, doesn't mean that ALL hookers do that.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

ROFLMAO! ... Al, Al, Al ... the discussion is regarding whether Stripper Slide and BBFS are the same thing, which they are not. No one but you is talking about what you can catch from either.

Look, we all know you've embarrassed yourself by claiming that Stripper Slide and BBFS are the same thing and saying that Jemma offers BBFS. It's too late to take any of it back ... You've completely blown your chance that Jemma would ever see you.
!

Again, because you are kind of slow apparently, show me EXACTLY where I said that she definitely offers BBFS. Oh, that's right. YOU CAN'T. SMH.

Also, the fact that your COCK is rubbing and, whether you want to admit it or not, cumming on her pussy makes it EXTREMELY similar to BBFS.

So, to recap, your stupid ass is wrong on both counts:
1.) I NEVER said that she definitely offers BBFS. Never. If so, prove it.
2.) Stripper slides involve the same things, and risks, that BBFS does only without the direct penetration.



If you can't show where I said that she definitely offers BBFS, shut the fuck up and stop looking so clueless.

Again, ask the hookers if they agree with your assessment of stripper slides.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by albundy

Again, because you are kind of slow apparently, show me EXACTLY where I said that she definitely offers BBFS. Oh, that's right. YOU CAN'T. SMH.

Also, the fact that your COCK is rubbing and, whether you want to admit it or not, cumming on her pussy makes it EXTREMELY similar to BBFS.

So, to recap, your stupid ass is wrong on both counts:
1.) I NEVER said that she definitely offers BBFS. Never. If so, prove it.
2.) Stripper slides involve the same things, and risks, that BBFS does only without the direct penetration.



If you can't show where I said that she definitely offers BBFS, shut the fuck up and stop looking so clueless.

Again, ask the hookers if they agree with your assessment of stripper slides.

OK, so you are now openly admitting that "Yes, I Al Bundy have never had a Stripper Slide" ... so, you don't know what you're talking about. Dude, if she has HPV, that is transferrable to ANY skin ... dick, hands, mouth.

And your sig line is:

"On a quest to rid the world of the scourge of CBJ's. No one should be subjected to a CBJ. Help with the struggle. Do your part." ... So, you take the risk in your open, unprotected mouth ... SMH

"Extremely Similar" does not mean they are the same thing. Just ask Jemma ... Ooops! Forgot that she won't talk to you after you claimed that she does BBFS on the open board.

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by albundy

Again, because you are kind of slow apparently, show me EXACTLY where I said that she definitely offers BBFS. Oh, that's right. YOU CAN'T. SMH.

Also, the fact that your COCK is rubbing and, whether you want to admit it or not, cumming on her pussy makes it EXTREMELY similar to BBFS.

So, to recap, your stupid ass is wrong on both counts:
1.) I NEVER said that she definitely offers BBFS. Never. If so, prove it.
2.) Stripper slides involve the same things, and risks, that BBFS does only without the direct penetration.

If you can't show where I said that she definitely offers BBFS, shut the fuck up and stop looking so clueless.

Again, ask the hookers if they agree with your assessment of stripper slides.

Now this is some really funny shit! .. http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1711372

Al will do DATY, but he won't do a Stripper Slide because it's too risky!

[Prince Akeem Of Zamunda]

If they were the same thing you mofos wouldn't be trying to slip it in every 5 seconds without the hookers consent

This is why most providers took it off their menus

Assuming every provider who offers SS is Don friendly is just as erroneous as assuming every provider is out there barebacking someone

There are plenty of providers who practice safe sex in and out of the Hobby 24/7...365...

No days off

[Mr. Romantic]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Now this is some really funny shit! .. http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1711372

Al will do DATY, but he won't do a Stripper Slide because it's too risky!

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

A Stripper Slide and BBFS are simply not the same. Rubbing genitals together externally is not the same as penetration ... Keep flailing Al! ROFLMAO!

Whoever said anything about passing things on or getting pregnant ... you're just bringing that up now because you're flailing so badly. You can pass things on through oral sex ... that does not make oral sex the same as BBFS.

"Your pre-cum will get on her wet pussy" ... just because you're a premature ejaculator doesn't mean everyone is ... There are solutions to that problem, you know.

Now, I got some carrots and cucumbers to tend to.

Yep, just what I thought:

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1676855

From ^^^ This Review

Activities: LFK, DFK, hugging, rubbing her pussy, REALLY SLOPPY AND BEAUTIFUL BBJ, Pre-mature ejaculation, bullshitting

Hey! I'm over at Hole Foods Market picking out some nice Cucumbers for Jemma. Since she didn't specify in her "Don'ts" "No Veggies In My Ass", but she does offer Ass Play, I think I know what that means! ... Now, where's the Olive Oil, or maybe, butter.

[albundy]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

OK, so you are now openly admitting that "Yes, I Al Bundy have never had a Stripper Slide" ... so, you don't know what you're talking about. Dude, if she has HPV, that is transferrable to ANY skin ... dick, hands, mouth.

And your sig line is:

"On a quest to rid the world of the scourge of CBJ's. No one should be subjected to a CBJ. Help with the struggle. Do your part." ... So, you take the risk in your open, unprotected mouth ... SMH

"Extremely Similar" does not mean they are the same thing. Just ask Jemma ... Ooops! Forgot that she won't talk to you after you claimed that she does BBFS on the open board.

Man, you just come up with shit out of your ass, don't you?

I never said that I never did a stripper slide, moron. Just saying it is just as risky.

I absolutely do DATY if I am so inclined. Also, stripper slide, if I am so inclined. I just don't kid myself into thinking SS is any safer than BBFS. Only in your backwards brain did I ever say otherwise.


Couldn't help but notice your stupid ass still hasn't shown me where I said that she definitely offers BBFS. Still waiting. Or maybe you can just make some more shit up.