Sorry Ass Review Writing

[submarineracer]

Does your phone keyboard have a period key?

[tbone77494]

I write them on a phone too. It's a bit of a pain to copy/paste from window to window but not a big deal. I usually don't rely on contact info from a review anyway. I go to the showcase or ad.

[Oralist]

Originally Posted by Mythos

Yeah bitches, a review aint worth reading if it aint written to be read one handed...

For me, it is to decide whether or not to see a Provider that I'm interested in. I could give a shit how many pops you got, how hard you fucked her or how big your load is. It is about what the Provider brings to the table, not you.

Go read Penthouse Forum if you're here to whack off to reviews.

[idiot savant]

Actually - there are only a few fucktards that I actually trust their reviews. Most fucktards have a really bad sense as to how pretty and how fat the hooktards are. So - most of the reviews I ignore, except for a few that I think of as reliable.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Or give up and jack off instead....

[rduke4923]

Originally Posted by Mythos

Yeah bitches, a review aint worth reading if it aint written to be read one handed...

Good Grief Mythos so the possibly worst written amateur porn on the planet is what does it for you? I get the joke , be careful or some of the lads will "up" their writing game.

R Duke

[Guest020719]

Originally Posted by rduke4923

Good Grief Mythos so the possibly worst written amateur porn on the planet is what does it for you? I get the joke , be careful or some of the lads will "up" their writing game.

R Duke

I think you only got half the joke,

I never read the ros, and yes, I was joking, I see so many people getting on others for, basically, "not writing" a penthouse forum piece. I can understand how it may help some, but not me.

[Wakeup]

This is what happens when people who write epic reviews, stop...

I apologize for stopping...

[Pistolero]

:shakehe ad:

Fuck. I thought maybe some people would read this thread and do better. WRONG.

I just went thru 17 reviews and rejected 9.

IF THERE IS A BLANK, FILL IT IN WITH THE INFO REQUESTED. Not, will give after screening, not a link to first page of P411 and not a link to showcase.

Every review with nothing but showcase link when you went there had an email, phone or both showing. Lazy ass reviewers.

Some reviews had link to profile. There was no showcase for the provider, so you have to PM. That is the only case where it is OK to say just PM her.

Two had links to the first page of P411. Then you have to sign in and search P411 for the provider. Both of these were not showing a showcase link. Showcase nce again had either phone or email.

There is a link in my signature on how to write reviews. One specifically talks about contact info.

Guys , this is not rocket science. Fill in the fucking blanks with the correct info if you want credit.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Pistolero

:shakehe ad:

Fuck. I thought maybe some people would read this thread and do better. WRONG.

I just went thru 17 reviews and rejected 9.
.....

It is the only way to teach them.

I hope you also rejected for the opTard fouling up the fee code like the guy that recently put $40 for a 140 agency visit.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

....fouling up the fee code like the guy that recently put $40 for a 140 agency visit.

$40 = 140 in "the fee code" .....

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

$40 = 140 in "the fee code" .....

wrong again

you're good at that......

.....being wrong.

[albundy]

ARGHHH!!!! The fucking "fee codes". Hate that shit. Just put what you paid, man. The amount paid being listed on a review will mean jack and shit to any cops that are trying to bust you.

You guys that use codes are listing all of the activities enjoyed with a hooker, but you're worried about listing a specific amount of money? The cops have NO WAY of proving that is the amount you paid regardless. (Unless you wrote a check or used a credit card or some stupid shit.)

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

wrong again

you're good at that......

.....being wrong.

Really? What is the "fee code" for one hundred and forty dollars ($140.00)?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1726912

So ... what IS the "Grandfathered Rate"?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1714507

So ... what IS the "Rate"? .... $$$ ..... Natalia was FREE according to your bullshit.

Good thing your typing .... hard to talk with a foot in your mouth, isn't it?

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by albundy

The ... "fee codes".

The "point" is the code doesn't mean a thing when everyone knows what it means .... except GlobeSpotter it seems ..... I guess he has to ask what the rate is for the provider .... when he sees a review with .... "$$$" ...

.. or does he have to go look it up in the "profile" section like the contact info?