What was your first erotica?

[Madame X]

50 Shades of Gray was *awful*... though I'm told in this case the movie was actually better than the books (never saw it). I would hate to find myself in the hands of anyone who thinks that drivel passes for bdsm!

Anyway, I've always been a very curious kitty, and a very ravenous reader. When I was a kid I would read everything in the house, which was mostly stuff My parents were done with or had put in the shelf for reference. By the time I was 9, I had read both Stranger in a Strange Land and the Joy of Sex - two essential books, imo. By highschool I learned to navigate the interlibrary loan system, so I was able to track down untranslated manuscripts from the Marquis de Sade without shelling out a huge percentage of my net worth. Although it was a bit disappointing, the Marquis' work wasn't half as mindblowing as the hype had me expecting, and there are other works published in the same era that are *way* more extreme.

~Mme X~

[Jabr]

Nobody's mentioned squiggly, blocked cable TV? Waiting for that glimpse of a boob, trying to guess where in the movie it was... Was that a boob, a teacup, a button on a wall?... YES!, that was a BOOB! Awesome!

Hard to get off to, though. So my first real porn mag was the Jessica Hahn Playboy issue, scored from a high school classmate working at the CVS counter. She probably still thinks I'm a perv.

[jimmylbob]

I was 11 or 12 (68/69, maybe), in my parents bathroom sitting on the can and rubbing my erect, hairless penis, but didn't know exactly why. It felt really good and then... WHAM! 3 shots to the wall across the way! Scared the shit out of me! I had no idea... did it again a few more times that night... hmmm... those were the days!

[Art Vanderlay]

[SweetDulce]

Originally Posted by MrThom

Then in BoyScouts we were introduced to porn. .

Good to know

[Nicolet]

My father was an avid Playboy collector, he was a member of the Playboy club too. I was in the 3rd or 4th grade in school. I looked at the photos, looked for the bunny on the cover (my father would show me when I couldn't find it), LOVED the Vargas girls! My favorite was the Playboy party jokes on the back of the centerfold. I still use parts of one joke I read about a newlywed football player wanting to get annulled.

[normalguy21]

Originally Posted by Art Vanderlay

I was in 3 rd grade but i think i started in 2nd .

[MILFEater]

In middle school I discovered someones stash of penthouse magazines out in the woods near the house. They got re-located to my room where I became mesmerized by the penthouse letters section...well and the pictures too.

[Fancylady]

All human.

[houston_switch]

slickahhughs

Yep that still does it...

[houston_switch]

This is a great thread....
I was in London and i found myself reading "The Story of O". Had to go to the bookstore a few times to finish it off... WOW, i enjoyed that book, then I found "Spank" magazines in a SoHo bookstore. The switch as a Spanko was reborn...

[Madame X]

Story of O is a classic

I also very much enjoyed Anne Rice's (I forget what pen name she used for erotica) Sleeping Beauty trilogy, which I read about the same time.

~Mme X~

[SweetDulce]

Originally Posted by Madame X

Story of O is a classic

~

Yay! I have a new book I need to read!
I feel so vanilla, I never heard of any of those books .
I used to have my mom drop me off at the local library so I could get off on the medical book pics of the reproductive system......
My vanilla life in the suburbs.

[Solitaire]

First was Wifey, by Judy Blume. At the same time we were reading her clean stuff in class, I was reading this at home LOL

Next, I'd stumble upon my dad's Playboy and Penthouse Letters.

[crashkopf]

Nudie magazines we would find under a bridge where workman would have their lunch. Argo, Men's adventure type, with a section or two of topless women. These were all titty mags as no pussy was shown during that time frame ( early 60' ). Playboy was next, as Dad's in the neighborhood had them, and all our pals knew where they were hid. Then we found some playing cards with fucking and BJ's pictured on them. Then, Euro nudist magazines ( Jaybird and such ) . I loved that stuff. And I recall too stroking my cock, and cuming for the first time. Scared me a bit ! I thought I was going to pee. All without lube so my cock was sore for several days afterwards. I freaking wore it out ! Couldn't wait for it to heal so I could do it again !!!!