HONESTY IN ADVERTISING - ONLINE ESCORT ADS - A FEW IDEAS AND COMMENTS

[Vachon]

I was channel surfing a few nights ago when I came across an old Dudley Moore movie. Can't remember the title and it had already started. The movie was a comedy from back in the 80's about an advertising executive who has a minor mental break and ends up in the looney hut. While there he somehow enlists the aid of the other wing nuts in putting together several print ads for products we all know (BMW, Chrysler, Cheereos etc...). Well the loonies weren't good at lying or even stretching the truth. The end result was a lot of deeply sincere and honest ads with no BS at all and the ads were wildly successful - so much so that the country came unglued over it.

I thought about this site, BP and all the other sites where girls run BS ads fro themselves using catch phrases and tons of BS to make an average looking girl providing the same basic services all the other girls provide sound like a supermodel with extraordinary sexual skills she will provide for about $200.

For example, they use the word "courtesan". C'mon. Courtesan? Really? "I never rush or watch the clock." At least not until 30 minutes have passed and then the clock gets a lot of attention. "I adore older men." Of course they do, older guys have more discretionary cash in their pockets. We've worked long enough and been promoted several times. Duhhh. And then they all use the word "upscale"......a lot.... That word is just like "courtesan". In reality it means nothing at all but they hope you will think it means they are worth more money. I was in Bangkok several years ago. I had the hotel send a massage girl to my room one afternoon. The girl was Ok looking, about 23 maybe. Nothing to write home about but not bad either. She was doable. And of course 30 minutes into the massage (a pretty decent real massage) she noticed a boner rising and made the offer of sex for tips. I was up for it. She tossed out an offer of 6000 Thai Baht. That was way to expensive. At the time the currency exchange rate was in my favor and a drop dead gorgeous escort would come to your room for about 3500 - 4500 baht PER NIGHT. Long story short, her schpeel was that she was worth more because according to her, she "was not a prostitute.". Really? Did she really say that? I pointed out that she swaps sex for cash - that's the definition of a prostitute. She claimed it does not because she does not actually work in a bar or brothel. She works for the hotel. Riiiiiiiiiight.

Long story short, I would love to look on this site or BP and see some girl with what is clearly a real pic and an ad that says, "I will provide all the basic services you expect and receive from the other girls. The higher the tip the more you get. I'm not Miss America but I'm not bad looking. I am better than a girlfriend because you will not feel obligated to feed me or call me and I will never call you. My services are not overpriced but I don't work for free. Long story short, I get paid. You will get laid. We both get what we want. Call me."

This business is full of dishonest treatment and behavior (mostly when the girls try to play dirty or cut each other's throats instead of competing honestly). I've never understood why this could not be the most honest exchange out there. The girls already know what we want and we already know they will provide it. That is a really good jumping off point for an honest exchange. When one of these girls discovers that - she will kill the competition and she will not need to play dirty to do it.

[Big chief 269]

I agree with you!!!

[Precious_b]

Use to love the menu they had on P411.

I remember a bit of the movie. Especially the line for the Jaguar automobile

[BassCat]

I think they wright all that stupid shit in their adds for themselves. I know I could care less how they describe themselves. I look at the pics then the rates and if I am still interested I search out reviews fb pages adds in other citys or whatever I can find to see if she is legit. I have never read an add and said boy she sure describes herself well I should see her lol

I actually expect them to lie about their weight looks etc. Its not to often especially on bp where what opens the door looks like what the pics in the add were. At best they use old outdated pics from before the fast food hotel living escort life added that extra weight. Now I cant say I blame them I probably would do the same my fb profile pic is 15 years old and 60 pounds ago so I am no better than most bp hookers lol

I like you would prefer complete honesty upfront but its not going to happen, for the most part your going to be disappointed if your expecting to see the girl in the pictures from the add and god help you if you believe any of the bullshit text from the add about what a great provider she is

[Big chief 269]

And they wonder why police always bust them! It takes a complete idiot to put on a public advertisement *Staff Edit - prohibited topic removed* friendly WTF personally I can't afford *Staff edit* and pussy

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[Vachon]

Yeah, I'm with you there. They decide to finally be honest about something in their ads and they pick the one thing that will add an extra charge to the list when they are picked up by LE. LOL

[Vachon]

Escort ad on BP translated from "Escort Sales Speak" to "Honest Advertising":

"Gulf Coast's Only Authentic Courtesan - 38" means "I'm an Escort Like All The Others. I Want To Charge at Least $75 More Than Everyone Else for the exact same service and I am at Least 45"

"$275 Hour Rendezvous..." means "I'll Do You Just Like Everyone Else But I'll Charge You More."

"I am a Courtesan possessing Allure, Intellect, & Culture." means "I'm an Escort Like All The Rest"

"If your Preference is NOT UNVERIFIED-Escorts-Agencies-Parlors. WHY would you desire a Companion from that World?" means "I hope you will call me way in advance to make an appointment to do exactly the same thing you could do at an AMP for $75 less without an appointment." LOL

[deltaguy]

BRAVO!!! My brother, BRAVO!!!

[vicinms]

Great topic - moved from the Other Review forum!

[Vachon]

Originally Posted by vicinms

Great topic - moved from the Other Review forum!

I figured we needed something else to discuss besides how much we miss JJ's Spa. LOL

[Seasoned Muse]

Goodness gracious guys!
Lmao, gripe much?

[Ninotsugi]

Originally Posted by itiswhatitis22

Goodness gracious guys!
Lmao, gripe much?

Touché

[Vachon]

Originally Posted by itiswhatitis22

Goodness gracious guys!
Lmao, gripe much?

No griping. Just a handful of observations and comments regarding truth in advertising. LOL

Like I said, if I ever saw an ad that said the following - I would call the girl in a New York minute just because I respected the honesty and lack of BS LOL:

"I'm an escort in her late 30's like all the rest. My hourly rate is $200 an hour because that is fair. You are probably a nice guy but let's be honest - you are in this for the sex and I am in it for the money. We will both be happy when the hour is done. I will do a little bit of everything you expect and all the other girls do for you but $200 is the AMP price and $75 less than the other girls. Here's my phone number."

Guys, can I get an amen? None of us believe all the hype in the ads. We call the girls because they are available, the price is right and we are ready to get laid. None of us call one girl over the other because of any of the hype in the ads. We see the pics and figure they might be several years old if they are real at all. That's OK. No problem. We look at the price. If we have it on us we call them. LOL No offense to anyone . Seriously. Just stating the truth. And of course, if a few guys here on the boards say they had a good time - that is definitely a sell point that works.

[Ninotsugi]

Originally Posted by Vachon

No griping. Just a handful of observations and comments regarding truth in advertising. LOL

Like I said, if I ever saw an ad that said the following - I would call the girl in a New York minute just because I respected the honesty and lack of BS LOL:

"I'm an escort in her late 30's like all the rest. My hourly rate is $200 an hour because that is fair. You are probably a nice guy but let's be honest - you are in this for the sex and I am in it for the money. We will both be happy when the hour is done. I will do a little bit of everything you expect and all the other girls do for you but $200 is the AMP price and $75 less than the other girls. Here's my phone number."

Guys, can I get an amen? None of us believe all the hype in the ads. We call the girls because they are available, the price is right and we are ready to get laid. None of us call one girl over the other because of any of the hype in the ads. We see the pics and figure they might be several years old if they are real at all. That's OK. No problem. We look at the price. If we have it on us we call them. LOL No offense to anyone . Seriously. Just stating the truth. And of course, if a few guys here on the boards say they had a good time - that is definitely a sell point that works.

[Ninotsugi]

Originally Posted by Vachon

Escort ad on BP translated from "Escort Sales Speak" to "Honest Advertising":

"Gulf Coast's Only Authentic Courtesan - 38" means "I'm an Escort Like All The Others. I Want To Charge at Least $75 More Than Everyone Else for the exact same service and I am at Least 45"
Translation: Vachon will never be able to afford this, working as a Greeter at your local Walmart.

"$275 Hour Rendezvous..." means "I'll Do You Just Like Everyone Else But I'll Charge You More."
Translation: Vachon will never be able to afford this, working as a Greeter at your local Walmart.

"I am a Courtesan possessing Allure, Intellect, & Culture." means "I'm an Escort Like All The Rest"
Translation: Vachon will never be able to afford this, working as a Greeter at your local Walmart.

"If your Preference is NOT UNVERIFIED-Escorts-Agencies-Parlors. WHY would you desire a Companion from that World?" means "I hope you will call me way in advance to make an appointment to do exactly the same thing you could do at an AMP for $75 less without an appointment." LOL
Translation: Vachon will never be able to afford this, working as a Greeter at your local Walmart.

HONESTY IN ADVERTISING - ONLINE ESCORT ADS - A FEW IDEAS AND COMMENTS
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