Did u used to be approchable but now your unresponsive

[Phil McCrotch]

It's so easy to spook a girl. And a guy. Are u an expert now, was you always one, am I one now with no post or am i raw material, a first time stabber.
I remember not so many years ago being out of town on business n scanning the yellow page escort ads but to scared to make the call because all I wanted was sex, hahaha.
Internet solved that problem!!
But still the civil folks think that paying the price means that it's a revolving door, and that u girls are whores n that us stinky drunken assholes are customers.
It's much much deeper then that, I could write a book and still not explain the complexity of this business, can't pass this test with intelligence.
So, it's easily recognizable where you/we have been, it's what makes us street smart.
But, are you appreciative of the new generation, do u just sit back n wait on the noob friendly chicks to vet your dates, considering them patsies because we like bp, btw "bp chicks can be so raw, it's just a ridiculous good time".
That's all I got, just really a plug for the guys. We have a lot on the chopping block if exposed, much more then the girls.

[JennsLolli]

I get that you are more afraid of divorce than a gal might be about fucking up her future (is that the argument?), but she's more afraid of being axe murder raped than of your getting caught.

[Toyz]

Did that make sense in your head before you wrote it?

[Bob McV]

OK, I'll play this could be fun.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

It's so easy to spook a girl.

Agree

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

And a guy.

Agree

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

Are u an expert now,

Nope, have not mastered girl/ guy spooking yet. But it says right on the box, minutes to learn life time to master.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

was you always one,

See above I am still not a master girl/ guy spook'er

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

am I one now with no post or am i raw material, a first time stabber.

well referring to yourself as a stabber, is a little spooky, but maybe not quite master level.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

I remember not so many years ago being out of town on business n scanning the yellow page escort ads but to scared to make the call because all I wanted was sex, hahaha.
Internet solved that problem!!

because with the internet you don't have to call?

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

But still the civil folks think that paying the price means that it's a revolving door, and that u girls are whores n that us stinky drunken assholes are customers.

Yeah, the civil world, and most of us here too. Accepting money for sex is the root definition of sex work.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

It's much much deeper then that, I could write a book and still not explain the complexity of this business, can't pass this test with intelligence.

So far you seem to be proving the whole not passing with intelligence part. If this post is a treatment for your book, I feel I would have to pass on an offer to publish.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

So, it's easily recognizable where you/we have been, it's what makes us street smart.

It is not easy to see where I have been, unless you look at my passport. I posit where I have been doesn't make me street smart but rather what I have learned.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

But, are you appreciative of the new generation, do u just sit back n wait on the noob friendly chicks to vet your dates, considering them patsies because we like bp,

Ohh so this is a rant against requiring references, Ohh yeah suck it up join P411 and give a friendly Canadian all your personal details. It's fun, and if you ask nice you even get a coupon for free poutine!

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

btw "bp chicks can be so raw, it's just a ridiculous good time".

Ok, so that's what us "street smart" folk call a self-alert.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

That's all I got, just really a plug for the guys. We have a lot on the chopping block if exposed, much more then the girls.

I would disagree being exposed on either end of the transaction can be pretty bad. I posit that you are more concerned with your safety therefore it appears you have more to lose. An easily understandable bias.

[RandB fan]

They make an APP for that

Originally Posted by Toyz

Did that make sense in your head before you wrote it?

[Observing]

[QUOTE=Phil McCrotch;1057631126]It's so easy to spook a girl. And a guy. Are u an expert now, was you always one, am I one now with no post or am i raw material, a first time stabber.
I remember not so many years ago being out of town on business n scanning the yellow page escort ads but to scared to make the call because all I wanted was sex, hahaha.
Internet solved that problem!!
But still the civil folks think that paying the price means that it's a revolving door, and that u girls are whores n that us stinky drunken assholes are customers.
It's much much deeper then that, I could write a book and still not explain the complexity of this business, can't pass this test with intelligence.
So, it's easily recognizable where you/we have been, it's what makes us street smart.
But, are you appreciative of the new generation, do u just sit back n wait on the noob friendly chicks to vet your dates, considering them patsies because we like bp, btw "bp chicks can be so raw, it's just a ridiculous good time".
That's all I got, just really a plug for the guys. We have a lot on the chopping block if exposed, much more then the girls.[/QU

batshit crazy -
A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.

[Phil McCrotch]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

I get that you are more afraid of divorce than a gal might be about fucking up her future (is that the argument?), but she's more afraid of being axe murder raped than of your getting caught.

Yes, kinda- but being a 2010 and bringing up axe murder rape. My question is: how many do you see in a month, of those how many are first timers.

I understand the axe murder analogy, and it's extreme, I do and it's scary, there are bad dudes out there, and if u live in a bubble that's whatever, but just baste in your superior ways and stop with the advice. Substainbly speaking can u show evidence to your claim of murder.

My bet, my guess is that the return on existing customer is much lower then proclaimed.

[Toyz]

[JadeRose]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

I get that you are more afraid of divorce than a gal might be about fucking up her future (is that the argument?), but she's more afraid of being axe murder raped than of your getting caught.

Decoder. Boss level.

[RandB fan]

You don't need to tell us about BAT SHIT CRAZY, we here at ToyZ, invented it.




"We don't just want to fuck you, We want to help".....


















Now if one of you will go sleep it off and the other one turn in your bandle we here at ToyZ IndustrieZ Inc. will FexEX overnight a gift bag just like we give away at BBW porn star awards ceremonies to both of you. We were just in Baltimore and will be in Vegas at the 2XLBBW Stripper Contest at the Larry Flynt's Hustler Club. (ask about free bottle service) and a free ride in one of our 2XLBBP buses to and from the club. (sorry, our limos will be not of service during this major event)

Here's video from last month..

http://justporno.tv/1/5814246/hustle..._contest_video




[QUOTE=Observing;1057631391]

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

It's so easy to spook a girl. And a guy. Are u an expert now, was you always one, am I one now with no post or am i raw material, a first time stabber.
I remember not so many years ago being out of town on business n scanning the yellow page escort ads but to scared to make the call because all I wanted was sex, hahaha.
Internet solved that problem!!
But still the civil folks think that paying the price means that it's a revolving door, and that u girls are whores n that us stinky drunken assholes are customers.
It's much much deeper then that, I could write a book and still not explain the complexity of this business, can't pass this test with intelligence.
So, it's easily recognizable where you/we have been, it's what makes us street smart.
But, are you appreciative of the new generation, do u just sit back n wait on the noob friendly chicks to vet your dates, considering them patsies because we like bp, btw "bp chicks can be so raw, it's just a ridiculous good time".
That's all I got, just really a plug for the guys. We have a lot on the chopping block if exposed, much more then the girls.[/QU

batshit crazy -
A person who is batshit crazy is certifiably nuts. The phrase has origins in the old fashioned term "bats in the belfry." Old churches had a structure at the top called a belfry, which housed the bells. Bats are extremely sensitive to sound and would never inhabit a belfry of an active church where the bell was rung frequently. Occasionally, when a church was abandoned and many years passed without the bell being rung, bats would eventually come and inhabit the belfry. So, when somebody said that an individual had "bats in the belfry" it meant that there was "nothing going on upstairs" (as in that person's brain). To be BATSHIT CRAZY is to take this even a step further. A person who is batshit crazy is so nuts that not only is their belfry full of bats, but so many bats have been there for so long that the belfry is coated in batshit. Hence, the craziest of crazy people are BATSHIT CRAZY.

[JadeRose]

[QUOTE=RandB fan;1057631762]you don't need to tell us, we invented it.



http://www.imagecoast.com/images/StillLooking/2.jpg

http://www.eccie.net/attachment.php?...4&d=1421333156






http://www.eccie.net/attachment.php?...1&d=1410549873


So do you and Still Looking share an image coast account then, or no? Interesting.

[Still Looking]

Should have fought for what you wanted!

[RandB fan]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Should have fought for what you wanted!

fun2com.jpg

I found the Fun3come BSC Troll that we wanted to sell last Halloween. We lost millions because our prototype was suspected to be a victim of corporate espionage. I think ToyZ may let him fly before the end of the year.
It was found covered in spooge in his autographed JadeRose panties, I had to run it through the washer 4 times to get the goo out of it's hair, The panties are being made into a corporate logo flag.

giant-underwear-flag.jpg

I've got the barf bag ready to present to the board, I've tried 2 out already and they work great!!!!! The no gag feature is called "let'r'rip" and works like a charm. I never thought a gag mechanism could work so well. Patents are applied for but we may have to pay some royalties. licensing will be cheap as they haven't been successful in other marketing endeavorers so no problems.

I blind tested the "Let'R'Rip" barf bag ON fUN2COME and it failed, I loosened His BSC Blindfold and it worked in seconds. So much for the blind market segment. If it works on iron gut "Fun2come" then it may work for "The Bonn11"!

I liked the response to what may be a new slogan. It needs some fine tuning...

"Don't tell us about BSC, we invented it...."

Bat Shit Crazy Products Inc
A small little spin off of ToyZ IndustrieZ Inc.

[budman33]

Taking a shot at translating this, Because I think English is not the OP's native language... portions in red I added because it was hard trying to figure out and not go completely crazy.

OP..chuck this into google translate and back to your native tongue and see if that's close...?... or if indeed your native tongue is crazy, I will hunt one up for you.. the internet has... everything!!!

----------------------------------BEGIN-------------------------------------------
It's so easy to weird out a girl or guy when setting up appointments when you're new to the hobby. But are you an expert now due to references, p411, or post counts and am I automatically inexperienced because of my lack of those references as a first time 'client' ?

I remember many years ago having to look for escorts in the yellow pages but now the Internet makes it so much easier. The problem then was I had to call, and talk, and my nerves and language difficulties made it awkward and fraught with failure due to communication.

The regular members here see the escorts here as a revolving door policy and treat them as whores not women, and the mongers as tricks and not men.

I think it's more deep and complex a relationship than that between the women and men in the sex industry and I could write a book if only I could learn to fucking type in english.

From posting and meeting each other it's obvious to spot the escorts/clients with street smarts (common fucking sense)

But how do we feel about the new generation of escorts? The fresh girls who we test on BP or that are new to this site and the business because they are inexperienced which turns into a ridiculous good time due to the raw newness of them (well when they dont grab your cash and make a run for it.)

That's all I have to say. It's mostly a post directed at the guys. We have more to lose than the girls on here if outted.

Originally Posted by Phil McCrotch

It's so easy to spook a girl. And a guy. Are u an expert now, was you always one, am I one now with no post or am i raw material, a first time stabber.
I remember not so many years ago being out of town on business n scanning the yellow page escort ads but to scared to make the call because all I wanted was sex, hahaha.
Internet solved that problem!!
But still the civil folks think that paying the price means that it's a revolving door, and that u girls are whores n that us stinky drunken assholes are customers.
It's much much deeper then that, I could write a book and still not explain the complexity of this business, can't pass this test with intelligence.
So, it's easily recognizable where you/we have been, it's what makes us street smart.
But, are you appreciative of the new generation, do u just sit back n wait on the noob friendly chicks to vet your dates, considering them patsies because we like bp, btw "bp chicks can be so raw, it's just a ridiculous good time".
That's all I got, just really a plug for the guys. We have a lot on the chopping block if exposed, much more then the girls.

[RandB fan]

Congrats, you learned how to decipher drunk typing just before New years eve. Will you be on duty tonight as I'm sure who ever is here will need your services. I bet you could charge hoogars $$ an hour for this outstanding service.

Originally Posted by budman33

Taking a shot at translating this, Because I think English is not the OP's native language... portions in red I added because it was hard trying to figure out and not go completely crazy.

OP..chuck this into google translate and back to your native tongue and see if that's close...?... or if indeed your native tongue is crazy, I will hunt one up for you.. the internet has... everything!!!

----------------------------------BEGIN-------------------------------------------
It's so easy to weird out a girl or guy when setting up appointments when you're new to the hobby. But are you an expert now due to references, p411, or post counts and am I automatically inexperienced because of my lack of those references as a first time 'client' ?

I remember many years ago having to look for escorts in the yellow pages but now the Internet makes it so much easier. The problem then was I had to call, and talk, and my nerves and language difficulties made it awkward and fraught with failure due to communication.

The regular members here see the escorts here as a revolving door policy and treat them as whores not women, and the mongers as tricks and not men.

I think it's more deep and complex a relationship than that between the women and men in the sex industry and I could write a book if only I could learn to fucking type in english.

From posting and meeting each other it's obvious to spot the escorts/clients with street smarts (common fucking sense)

But how do we feel about the new generation of escorts? The fresh girls who we test on BP or that are new to this site and the business because they are inexperienced which turns into a ridiculous good time due to the raw newness of them (well when they dont grab your cash and make a run for it.)

That's all I have to say. It's mostly a post directed at the guys. We have more to lose than the girls on here if outted.