Ok,..... Let's clear this up before it get's out of hand.....

[Whispers]

There may or may not have been a Christmas party a few years ago that was semi-private in nature that I hosted.......

All Austin staff (at that time) may or may not have been present...... (Christmas bonus ya know)......The alcohol poured was free .... A buddy provided it and the food was catered by a different buddy......

There may or may not have been a number of local hookers and strippers in the mix.......

There may or may not have been a variety of gratuitous sex acts performed for the entertainment and pleasure of the Austin staff......

This year's staff appreciation party may or may not follow the same formula

There may or may not have been some good friends at this particular party that may or may not have included some friends from Houston (Whispers developed in Houston).....They may or may not have enjoyed some of the ladies and liquor that were served up that night.....

One of those acquaintances at that time may or may not have been Spiceitup.......

Y'all give spice a fair shake...... He may or may not have have some preconceived notions regarding Austin but he is well mentored with excellant resources available to draw on.....

I may or may not have interacted with him a few times and I assure you that his being welcome here and of the same caliber as Ztonk and Sixxbach may or may not get talked about by a few....

With that in mind.....

Welcome to Austin spiceitup..... Prepare to be inundated with emails, PMs, texts and calls..... A few Austin members are easily annoyed.....

For those of you ladies that want to show YOUR appreciation at the 5th Annual Staff Appreciation Party please remember to to RSVP to the email received......Spice joining up means a few extra "slots" are av available....

[JadeRose]

You're already out of hand, silly.

Oh Whispers... you don't cease to provide mediocre mindless entertainment. Thank you.

[FGarvin]

[JohnnyYanks]

Someone may, or may not, be reading the writing on the wall.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

Someone may, or may not, be reading the writing on the wall.

Ya think so?

[SpiceItUp]

They tell me my Mod Pussy card got lost in the mail, and that was a long time ago now! Bastards! I was bamboozled I tell ya!

That's alright, my posse rolls deep. Whispers and I have never met but my friends Benjamin, Ulysses, and Andrew always have my back, and the ladies seem to love them.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

They tell me my Mod Pussy card got lost in the mail, and that was a long time ago now! Bastards! I was bamboozled I tell ya!

That's alright, my posse rolls deep. Whispers and I have never met but my friends Benjamin, Ulysses, and Andrew always have my back, and the ladies seem to love them.

LOL... we have the same friends!

In case no one told you.... (You will surely hear it here) I'm regularly accused of being one of the owners with a direct line to the top..... I'll see if I can get you one of those cards.....

There is no shortage of instances where MOD's getting free pussy is documented here in Austin.....

Unfortunately... it's not like some of the offers you will normally get...... I only know and hang out with 18 to 25yo spinners.... So I can't provide you with a 220 pounder like some of the offers you will receive.... I can do the next best thing though and provide 2 110 pounders......

I know it's not the same but it's the best I can do...

[Mike Vronsky]

LOL! Is Whizpy trying to buy/influence a mod in the open? This if funny.

Originally Posted by Whispers

LOL... we have the same friends!

There is no shortage of instances where MOD's getting free pussy is documented here in Austin.....

Unfortunately... it's not like some of the offers you will normally get...... I only know and hang out with 18 to 25yo spinners.... So I can't provide you with a 220 pounder like some of the offers you will receive.... I can do the next best thing though and provide 2 110 pounders......

I know it's not the same but it's the best I can do...

[Noid]

Whizzy is going to have to wear cargo pants to carry all these pocket mods.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

They tell me my Mod Pussy card got lost in the mail, and that was a long time ago now! Bastards! I was bamboozled I tell ya!

That's alright, my posse rolls deep. Whispers and I have never met but my friends Benjamin, Ulysses, and Andrew always have my back, and the ladies seem to love them.

No worries! We have a few practicing amateur pimps on the board, they'll hook you up pretty easily!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Whispers

I can do the next best thing though and provide 2 110 pounders......

I know it's not the same but it's the best I can do...

Pimpin's tough, but somebodies gotta do it!

[Mike Vronsky]

Yeah but it sure will be a heavy debt to pay back

Originally Posted by Toyz

No worries! We have a few practicing amateur pimps on the board, they'll hook you up pretty easily!

[Whispers]

What? I heard they offer easy payment plans over extended periods of time!

[Toyz]

I love this game of imaginary make believe!

"The May or May Not" game!

I may or may not be a millionaire...
I may or may not be married & playing on the side...
I may or may not be hung like a horse...(shut the fuck up Ricky, its a joke)
I may or may not be an agent for the CIA...
I may or may not be a rock star...

What shit can YOU make up to play the game?

[FS_ITC]

Damn. I never get invited to the FUN parties to meet the rich and powerful!

Maybe I should mod!