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I can't say I've ever tested my limits, but I am quite the trooper.
I'd say one nice healthy bratwurst a day, or every other day, satisfies my appetite
I can't say I've ever tested my limits, but I am quite the trooper.
I'd say one nice healthy bratwurst a day, or every other day, satisfies my appetite
you are talking food again... dammit girl ....
We need to test your limits I say... (and I am not talking food here).
I'm not talking food...
I suppose if I put my mind (and mouth) to the challenge, I could eat as many bratwurst that cum my way. But I like to preserve my most valuable assets
I'm not talking food...
I suppose if I put my mind (and mouth) to the challenge, I could eat as many bratwurst that cum my way. But I like to preserve my most valuable assets
now you are ready to put the German language to use...ENJOY
Pantoffelheld : a man dominated by his wife; literally master of slippers
Schreckschraube : ugly woman; literally shock-screw
Wuchtbrumme : fat woman; literally impact of a steel-slab
Frauenversteher : man who flatters often, softie; literally someone who understands women
Penner : bum; literally sleeper (not composed, but commonly used - everyone not getting out of the way of someone who is in hurry is a potiential "penner")
Arsch mit Ohren : butt with ears; this is a funny one, sometimes used in the media, in advertisment or among friends
Pissnelke : idiot; literally pissing carnation
Schleimscheisser : shits slime; used for people who flatter
Korinthenkacker : shits "Korinthen", a sweet; meaning is the same as "Schleimscheisser"
Stiefellecker : boot licker; means the same as "Schleimscheisser", but with emphasis on servileness
falscher Fuffziger : liar, traitor; literally faked piece of 50 Pfennig (got out of fashion since the introduction of the EURO)
Hurensohn : sonofabitch
Klowichser : s.o. wanking on the toilet whilst sitting
Flachwichser : someone who squirts flat after wanking
Linkswichser : s.o. wanking with his left hand
Hinterlader : literally breech-loader; used for gay men
Schwanzlutscher : cock-sucker
Kinderschänder : TBA
First off now I wanna meet the 3 ladies in the first 2 videos
Second, I learned 2 new words and a new phrase:
1) Sau Pillermann Arschloch
2) Hartgeldstricher
What's missing is: Bordsteinschwalbe (Street Hooker)
Since this grumpy ModTard moved the threAD into the kitter litter box I am not sure I'll make the 606 scheiss verflixten posts by Oct 30...