The Iranian side deals

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Well Pedro I was handsome enough that you hit on me in a PM, regardless why do you think that's an insult, do you worry about whether another man thinks your attractive, I certainly don't. If you have never played a day then how come you were in the bushes at 15 watching me piss anyway. Do you often hang out in the woods? Is that where you saw my package and then PM'd me asking for it? Well golf is a sophisticated mans sport so I can see where you wouldn't like it, also why would you want to walk around all day on grass after spending the week cutting it.

Sophisticated You take a stick and you hit a ball. Yeah... that's some sophisticated shit.

You're one those people who has no idea what sophisticated actually means. You think it means one thing, but it doesn't. It means highly complex. Golf is not highly complex. Chess, that's highly complex.

As for your junk, I'm putting together a book of the smallest ones I've ever seen. You made the cut.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

Sophisticated You take a stick and you hit a ball. Yeah... that's some sophisticated shit.

You're one those people who has no idea what sophisticated actually means. You think it means one thing, but it doesn't. It means highly complex. Golf is not highly complex. Chess, that's highly complex.

As for your junk, I'm putting together a book of the smallest ones I've ever seen. You made the cut.

Its sophisticated compared to what you brown skins do for fun, watching chickens and dogs fight. Besides Pedro until you can shoot a 79 you have no idea. Furthermore, do you have any idea how many business deals are closed on the golf course, I am sorry of course you don't, your to busy pushing the mower.

As for my junk how can I argue with you. With the number of cocks you have seen up close I have to defer to your experience. I just have to wonder why your putting a book together on small penises, will you use that like a receipt book. You gay guys sure are strange sometimes.

[WombRaider]

Originally Posted by dirty dog

Its sophisticated compared to what you brown skins do for fun, watching chickens and dogs fight. Besides Pedro until you can shoot a 79 you have no idea. Furthermore, do you have any idea how many business deals are closed on the golf course, I am sorry of course you don't, your to busy pushing the mower.

As for my junk how can I argue with you. With the number of cocks you have seen up close I have to defer to your experience. I just have to wonder why your putting a book together on small penises, will you use that like a receipt book. You gay guys sure are strange sometimes.

Brown people? Those 'brown people' as you call them, were the most advanced and sophisticated civilization in the western hemisphere, while your people were still wiping their asses with leaves. Shoot a 79? From the old fart or ladies tees? How many times did you improve your lie? Don't bullshit a bullshitter. How many business deals are closed on the golf course? Yeah, back in the neolithic era. Who gives a fuck. It's 2015, not 1965, dickweed.

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

As stupid as you are hillbilly, it is easy to ignore the dumb fucking shit you post. Grow up.

sorry for the late post, I had a medical procedure and have been off the board for three days

you telling me I am stupid is kind a oxymoron, here is the definition doofus

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tell you what Eva, I will send JCM a copy of my masters degree if you will send him a copy of your 3rd report card, or better



and in case you do not know what a doofus is

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[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

Hillbilly shitsucker. You trying to tell me what to do, you shitfaced dicknip? This is 'merica goddammit. You don't tell me SHIT!. I'll do whatever the fuck I want. I'll go get my guns and make sweet love to them. Drill a hole in my bible and fuck it if'n I want to. You can't do shit about it. You don't tell me what to do, I tell you what to do , shitnip.

"I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand before you today beholden to no human cocksucker".

would somebody translate this pig laten for me

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Great, Muskogee. From your picture, you must believe that only black people heave.

What a fucking racist!

everybody is a racist to you except the biggest racist is in the white house

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by WombRaider

Brown people? Those 'brown people' as you call them, were the most advanced and sophisticated civilization in the western hemisphere, while your people were still wiping their asses with leaves. Maybe but they never advanced past that did they. Shoot a 79? From the old fart or ladies tees? How many times did you improve your lie? Unlike you my lies don't have to be improved. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Well come on then Daddy war bucks, how bout lets do a round at $500.00 a hole. How many business deals are closed on the golf course? Apparently the gardening business hasn't reached that point yet. Yeah, back in the neolithic era. Who gives a fuck. It's 2015, not 1965, dickweed.

Oh but you have so much to learn young homo san.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

sorry for the late post, I had a medical procedure and have been off the board for three days

Congratulations, now that the DR removed your head from your ass maybe you will make sense. Or will you remain the same stupid hillbilly? Chicken dick will miss his little lap dog who comes yapping to his aid.


Will Rogers puked when he met Capt no stones.

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Congratulations, now that the DR removed your head from your ass maybe you will make sense. Or will you remain the same stupid hillbilly? Chicken dick will miss his little lap dog who comes yapping to his aid.


Will Rogers puked when he met Capt no stones.

at least I have an ass, yours has been chewed up in any debate you have gotten into on this form

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

everybody is a racist to you except the biggest racist is in the white house

Excellent use of the English language, Muskogee!

Keep believing in Adventure Road...

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

At least I have an ass, yours has been chewed up in any debate you have gotten into on this form

LMAO, got a link for that? Or is it more of your hillbilly hallucinations? Go find someone else's ass to dream about no stones. Your constant yapping is annoying. Do something useful and go clean out the shitter.

[DSK]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

LMAO, got a link for that? Or is it more of your hillbilly hallucinations? Go find someone else's ass to dream about no stones. Your constant yapping is annoying. Do something useful and go clean out the shitter.

If every poster were like you and BigTurds, I think everyone on here would vomit daily.. Although I disagree with virtually everything UnderConstruction/WormRaider says, he at least comes up with the occasionally interesting post.

Even though TimmyBoy is a complete asshole who I would love to see die in a car wreck, even he is a better poster.


Assup is the three time DOTY winner, and he deserves to be decapitated for his uncontrolled homosexuality, but even he is a better poster.

You guys just totally suck and should put yourselves out of what must be a miserable and bleak existence highlighted only by the time your mommy waddles down the stairs to give you Cheetos.

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by DSK

If every poster were like you and BigTurds, I think everyone on here would vomit daily.. Although I disagree with virtually everything UnderConstruction/WormRaider says, he at least comes up with the occasionally interesting post.

Even though TimmyBoy is a complete asshole who I would love to see die in a car wreck, even he is a better poster.


Assup is the three time DOTY winner, and he deserves to be decapitated for his uncontrolled homosexuality, but even he is a better poster.

You guys just totally suck and should put yourselves out of what must be a miserable and bleak existence highlighted only by the time your mommy waddles down the stairs to give you Cheetos.

OMG, another yap dog, isn't August the month for your annual trip to Israel? Few post more useless babble than you JL.

[Yssup Rider]

Why won't you admit what everybody knows, JLK?

Or keep wishing malice and death on others. Whassamatta, Bjerknes? Can't handle the "pressure" of the ECCIE Political Forum? Ready to burst? Turn green and go on a rampage?

More typical JL psycho bullshit.

You're a disgrace to the fucking Diaspora.

[HelenaK93]

Originally Posted by cptjohnstone

at least I have an ass, yours has been chewed up in any debate you have gotten into on this form

any animal out there